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Don't you mean full release? Anyway, it doesn't matter. That whole thing is a myth. Those f-ing places are all rub and no tug. :mad:
 
aaaahahahaha, that was brilliant. I didnt mean it like that... I was talking about this website I joined that turned out to be a bit shit, but I managed to get a full refund and saved a bunch of pics before they closed the account! Brilliant
 
Don't you mean full release? Anyway, it doesn't matter. That whole thing is a myth. Those f-ing places are all rub and no tug. :mad:

You're obviously going to the wrong places.

You need to think seedier, go to the kinds of places where there are 5 year old blood stains still on the wall and mice droppings all over the floor. THOSE are the places You Might want to go if you want some old woman with track marks running up her arms, who looks kind of like an Asian version of your grandmother to tug you off after the so called "massage".

Not that I've ever been to one of the these places of course ... ahem.
 
You're obviously going to the wrong places.

You need to think seedier, go to the kinds of places where there are 5 year old blood stains still on the wall and mice droppings all over the floor. THOSE are the places you might want to go if you want some old woman with track marks running up her arms, who looks kind of like an Asian version of your grandmother to tug you off after the so called "massage".

Not that I've ever been to one of the these places of course ... ahem.

I second that sentiment. To find a place that caters to what you're looking for, just apply my own persoanl "mexican food restaurant method," by which, inevitably, the seedier the place looks, the more likely you are to find what you're looking for and be satisfied.
 
I suggest a freeones mini exam as part of the board registration.

Is it me or is the quality of noob posts really scraping the arse of the barrel?
 
You're obviously going to the wrong places.

You need to think seedier, go to the kinds of places where there are 5 year old blood stains still on the wall and mice droppings all over the floor. THOSE are the places you might want to go if you want some old woman with track marks running up her arms, who looks kind of like an Asian version of your grandmother to tug you off after the so called "massage".

Not that I've ever been to one of the these places of course ... ahem.

I went to a well renovated place for a massage... Was wanting just a regular back rub. Instead I was given a handjob.


I felt slightly let down. But I was very happy :)


:dunno:
 
I went to a well renovated place for a massage... Was wanting just a regular back rub. Instead I was given a handjob.

I felt slightly let down. But I was very happy :)

:dunno:

What!? How dare they! :mad:

Damn immigrant workers, coming into our country and stealing the jobs of the new generation of thick wristed women who just want to go into business for themselves as their mothers and grandmothers did before them. Immigrants who then in their search for top $ go onto completely change the ideals and noble traditions of our once great set of massage parlours - such as in your "well renovated" example :)wtf:).

This is doing nothing more than putting good law abiding, tax paying people out of work. It's sickening and it needs to stop, now!
 
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