Haiku for Boobies

[KungFuDude]

*ahem*

A crisp autumn day
The wind screeches at people
I love some titties

 

[bodie54]

:1orglaugh - very nice KFD


Such deep depression
Must I live another day?
Whoa! Check out those tits!

 

[member006]

Obsessed with the breast
Men always seem to want more
Bigger and better


LL

 

[KungFuDude]

:thumbsup:

Small handful, no good
More than a handful, too big
Crave those perky C's

 

[slowhand]

So soft

so squeezable

and tasty.

 

[bodie54]

Objectify you?
I'd never do such a thing.
May I rate your rack?

 

[KungFuDude]

"Second Base" : A Tale
One day I squeezed a girls teet
I reached second base

 

[D-rock]

Bouncing back and forth
Jell-O is even jealous
Tantalizing us all day

 

[bodie54]

The jasmine blossoms
A hummingbird hovers near
It's titty bar time

 

[jizzman]

Give me your nipples
Tease, tickle, lick, bite, suck, yum
Love the way they taste!

 

[footguyeric]

I'm sorry i don't have one i just thought i'd pass along I laughed my ass off.

 

[YMIHERE]

Some men would have fits
With a woman without tits
Just reach for their clits

 

[KungFuDude]

This thread has no pics
Talk to you fellas later
I need some boobies

 

[D-rock]

Cup your hands baby
Lift those melons up for show
Caress them all over

 

[titsrock]

Greatest.Thread. Ever.

Contributions to come.

 

[titsrock]

My your tits look hot
To slide my dick in between
and feel their glory

 

[titsrock]

Aphrodite's chest
is what you have, Zeus's cock
is not what I have

 

[tunsty]

Twin mountains of desire.
I reach the summits and look
I am not the first to have conquered here

 

[titsrock]

^^^^ 7-7-10 = Haiku? Just wondering.

Your boobs amaze me
I want to fuck you doggy
so your boobs will swing


Why did you slap me
I was sitting here, reading
Okay, fine, I peeked

 

[jizzman]

Sweetheart, if I may
Rip off your bra and suck your
Nice succulent tits!