Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

Okay, lets imagine this situation: You will receive a $1 Billion Dollar for SURE 100%... but you have to do one thing and that's cut off you dick!! That's right, in order to get the cash you have to become dickless. Would you do it.. and why(why not)? It should be interesting to hear your answers, although I think I already know what all of you would say! :1orglaugh
 
id rather go without the $1 Billion Dollars (or english pounds for me), no amount of money would be able to bring back your man hood, even if they stitched it back on after it wouldnt be the same
 
So I take it, you'd rather remain pennyless than penisless! hahaha :1orglaugh

no amount of money would be able to bring back your man hood, even if they stitched it back on after it wouldnt be the same

No, you are NOT allowed to try and stick it back! YOu must remain dickless in order to get paid and keep the money, that's the rules.
 
So I take it, you'd rather remain pennyless than penisless! hahaha :1orglaugh


No, you are NOT allowed to try and stick it back! YOu must remain dickless in order to get paid and keep the money, that's the rules.

damn right! and in that case then i still wouldnt! :D
 
This to me seems like "Indecent Proposal" meets "Saw", no way.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
::starts thinking::

Err, no. After much thought.. definitely not worth it. Because all the money I'd get would just bring me to the next level of chicks.. and that'd be a huge friggin' evil tease. So no.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Well if you were contemplating a sex change this would be a golden opportunity.
As for me no friggn way.
 
::starts thinking::

Err, no. After much thought.. definitely not worth it. Because all the money I'd get would just bring me to the next level of chicks.. and that'd be a huge friggin' evil tease. So no.

that's my words :D:glugglug::thumbsup:
 
Guys, you are forgetting one thing! the Pleasure is always in the giving, hahaha :) so even if you have no dick you can still please your lady :) (but she still might find guys who can SATISFY her) :p
 
yes i would then i would just have it made into a pussy i would have a billon dollars and a pussy to play with win win for me
 
Heck yeah I would. I would have doctors remvoe very carefully and then reattach it right afterwords.

They can sew a guys dick back on after it has been bit off they should be able to carefully cut mine off and sew it back on with no problem.
 
maybe once cybernetics can replace it, till then hell no. . .

that would also side step the thing where i couldn't put mine back on, i love loopholes
 
Cut it off!!!!!! Fuck me - I'd cut it off, fry the bastard up and eat it in a hotdog bun for that much money! Fuck, I'd do it for $158!!!!!!
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
NEVER! Blowing a load still feels good, if you're not rich.
 
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