So you are the owner of the second fastest wedding chapel. . .:dunno:
Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
other winning categoruies include
- biggest booger to be picked out of a nose
- heaviest jar of toe jam
- most cats batting the same ball of yarn at once
- biggest kleenex origami swan
- oldest man to eat a whole can of dog food
- most expensive bag of lucky charms marsmellows sold at an auction
- heaviest potato chip resembling conan obrians head
- losngest time spent watching the same blade of grass grow
- most houses visited by a child on halloween in under a 30 seconds on different streets
- fastest time it took to travel form miami to l.a. in a wind powered golf cart
- highest height jumped byu a woman with no legs or arms
- furthest distance throwing a football held between a person teeth
- most balloon inflated in under 5 minutes by a dust mite
- tallest mohawk on an african refugee, infected with malaria
- tallest building to collapse on a weekend with less than 1 story
- slowest closing elevator door located in antarctica
- longest time holding breath underwater with scuba gear by a human
- hottest temperature at the northpole over 100 Fahrenheit
- biggest booger to be picked out of a nose
- heaviest jar of toe jam
- most cats batting the same ball of yarn at once
- biggest kleenex origami swan
- oldest man to eat a whole can of dog food
- most expensive bag of lucky charms marsmellows sold at an auction
- heaviest potato chip resembling conan obrians head
- losngest time spent watching the same blade of grass grow
- most houses visited by a child on halloween in under a 30 seconds on different streets
- fastest time it took to travel form miami to l.a. in a wind powered golf cart
- highest height jumped byu a woman with no legs or arms
- furthest distance throwing a football held between a person teeth
- most balloon inflated in under 5 minutes by a dust mite
- tallest mohawk on an african refugee, infected with malaria
- tallest building to collapse on a weekend with less than 1 story
- slowest closing elevator door located in antarctica
- longest time holding breath underwater with scuba gear by a human
- hottest temperature at the northpole over 100 Fahrenheit
Any chick that can lick my taint while giving me a BJ definitely deserves props.
the winner for the most crayons shoved up a nostril goes to homer simpson
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I hold the record for least fucks given about trivial records.
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