Got rear ended

So I got rear ended today. Nothing too serious, just some paint scuffing and on the back bumper. It's also slightly bent a little. Might need to replace the whole bumper, but that's what I have full coverage insurance for!

The chick who hit me was smoking hot and she didn't have insurance (perfect film plot for a porno if I do say so myself). Should have made her give me a blowjob or something.

Anyone else ever been in a fender bender with a hot chick?
 

PirateKing

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The thread title made me think it was something else. How disappointing.

I've lost all interest now.
 

Vanilla Bear

Bears For Life
How are you allowed to drive a car without insurance?!


And yeah thread title sounded like you bent over for someone. :D
 
She would be arrested or fined and possibly had her license taken away if you called it in. If she was that hot I would have asked her out and if she said no I woulda called it in. :2 cents:
 
Dammit, I thought this was gonna be a Lurkingdirk strikes again kind of story.
 
The thread title made me think it was something else. How disappointing.

I've lost all interest now.

Haha, wow. Didn't catch that at first!

The weirdest thing is that neither of us called it in, but yet an officer showed up about 5 minutes later after we both got off the road and pulled into a parking lot. Not sure how he found us because he asked us where it happened. Maybe someone else called it in.

She was also a college student and she said that it might take a little while to come up with the funds to pay for the damage to my car. I should have told her there are other means of going about this.
 
Haha, wow. Didn't catch that at first!

The weirdest thing is that neither of us called it in, but yet an officer showed up about 5 minutes later after we both got off the road and pulled into a parking lot. Not sure how he found us because he asked us where it happened. Maybe someone else called it in.

She was also a college student and she said that it might take a little while to come up with the funds to pay for the damage to my car. I should have told her there are other means of going about this.



Not weird that she didnt call it in. And I am sure someone else saw and called to be helpful. Sounds like you blew an opportunity.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Heaven forbid you are in England - Your insurance premium will be ugly as hell at renewal.
 
So are you bragging or bitching? :dunno:

Oh, that kind of rear ended. Never mind, continue on.
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
So I got rear ended today. Nothing too serious, just some paint scuffing and on the back bumper. It's also slightly bent a little. Might need to replace the whole bumper, but that's what I have full coverage insurance for!

The chick who hit me was smoking hot and she didn't have insurance (perfect film plot for a porno if I do say so myself). Should have made her give me a blowjob or something.

Anyone else ever been in a fender bender with a hot chick?



Yup - and if experience is any indicator - you will never see the cunt again. :2 cents:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
So I got rear ended today. Nothing too serious, just some paint scuffing and on the back bumper. It's also slightly bent a little. Might need to replace the whole bumper, but that's what I have full coverage insurance for!

The chick who hit me was smoking hot and she didn't have insurance (perfect film plot for a porno if I do say so myself). Should have made her give me a blowjob or something.

Anyone else ever been in a fender bender with a hot chick?

So, you didn't ask here out?

Date or report her for not being insured.

:elaugh:
 

PirateKing

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Haha, wow. Didn't catch that at first!

The weirdest thing is that neither of us called it in, but yet an officer showed up about 5 minutes later after we both got off the road and pulled into a parking lot. Not sure how he found us because he asked us where it happened. Maybe someone else called it in.

She was also a college student and she said that it might take a little while to come up with the funds to pay for the damage to my car. I should have told her there are other means of going about this.


Hopefully you didn't let her drive away without getting her info. If you don't threaten to report her she won't pay up one way or the other.
 
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