Some of those are just silly and absurd and are just expecting humans to be inhuman and robotic. Others, though, do make some kind of sense, but mostly if they would be applied to BOTH men and women, boyfriends and girlfriends, husbands and wives - not just one of them!
Parts are laughable, parts are -if taken seriously- fairly offensive, but parts of it are true, with the equal application to both sexes.