It’s been too long. Do I show her Lil’ Xombie first before we go out?
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Going on my first date in 5 years tonight
- Thread starter Xombie3000
- Start date
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Don't be that guy.
Make sure you have five 20’s and throw a burger down her neck = Teh butt sex.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
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Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
What? They don't all enjoy going to bad chinese buffet?
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Never been to a bad Chinese buffet.
Well, the date went off perfectly. I'll admit I was pretty nervous at first, but honestly we meet a few months ago so it wasn't like she was a complete stranger. I guess I was more nervous because it's just been too freaking long since I went out on a date, but she seems like she's really cool and we have a lot of things in common and geek out about the same things. She told me she really enjoyed herself and I asked her if I could take her out again and she told me she would like that. We did an awkward geeky-type hug and that was that. Checkmarking the date under the successful category.
Not having Teh butt sex = Abject dating failure.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
$100 is a princely sum. My boy Blue gets it. But really..............
Also make it clear that you're okay with her getting air-tighted on the side.
Also make it clear that you're okay with her getting air-tighted on the side.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Time to necro bump that classic, Brah.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Step in my shop and I'll fix yours too.
Bring a tub of Crisco next time so you can grease up her butt-butt hole.
Talk about your ex(es) about everything. If she asks you how are you, say: that's what my ex used to ask! Smile your biggest smile so she doesn't feel threatened about your ex. Compliment everything she does too! How she sits down, follow that with: my ex used to sit on her ass just like that! When she takes a drink of whatever she ordered; my ex used to drink just like that!
If you don't get a second date you did it wrong. Good luck :hatsoff:
If you don't get a second date you did it wrong. Good luck :hatsoff:
Glad the first date went well, ( minus Teh butt sex) wake her up about 4 a.m. with a phone call and ask her to co-sign a loan with you.
That's third date! The second date is introducing her to your cats and other pet family. Gotta make sure she accepts them before risking your credit score.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I've been out of the pool for a while, brahs. Time was, when you went a courtin' a young lady, you'd maintain a healthy respect for her space and not ask her to co-sign for anything until at least one full month and of course, her father's permission. Same goes for teh butt seks.
You find me a single chick in the dating pool that has a respectable father figure to ask for co-sign and I'll make it two months before I ask for such a wonder! Brah.
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