Give Ejaculation Tips

You're The Creampieman! I think maybe you should be giving us advice! :D

Seriously, jack off however you want. Try baby oil, lotion, whatever. See what feels good, it's not an exact science.
 
baby oil isn't good to jack off with, its for massage, its designed to dry up quickly

and this is the stupidest thread i've ever come across
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
*shrug* astroglide is good stuff, but ill go with nothing most of the time. experiment mate. see what u like.
 
I'm sure that by the time you turn 15 you'll have found a method that works best for you. :thumbsup:
 
Huh?

I don't think this thread is stupid. Many of us here are jacking to women when we not only view them, but talk about them. There's nothing wrong with trying to highlight the experience.

Starving yourself off is very nice, especially if you release seminal fluid (pre-cum). If not, or for added lubrication, don't be afraid to drool on your own cock. Yeah, go ahead and laugh guys, but it's pretty good for the action.

When I'm away from my wife and her slobber, I'll substitute my own if I'm going to be away for awhile.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Hello creampieman, meesterperfect, Rush chairman,damn glad to meet you.
A little bleach mixed with ammonia works wonders.
Only my plastic surgeon knows for sure.

Wait a minute, what if someone takes me seriously a actually does this.
A fella could get hurt that way.
Fuck it........post quick reply.
 
If there is anything a guy should be darn good at and familiar with... is stroking his own cock. Don't use muscle rub like Ben Gay or Heat.. I did some experimenting back in the day and that shit hurt like a bitch. There's a billion kinds of lube out there but one I find I like was actually something my g/f used on both of us during sex. It warms up and feels pretty nice. I think it was called "bullet balm" or something like that.
 
Hello creampieman, meesterperfect, Rush chairman,damn glad to meet you.
A little bleach mixed with ammonia works wonders.
Only my plastic surgeon knows for sure.

Wait a minute, what if someone takes me seriously a actually does this.
A fella could get hurt that way.
Fuck it........post quick reply.

 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Hello creampieman, meesterperfect, Rush chairman,damn glad to meet you.
A little bleach mixed with ammonia works wonders.
Only my plastic surgeon knows for sure.

Wait a minute, what if someone takes me seriously a actually does this.
A fella could get hurt that way.
Fuck it........post quick reply.

I don't need this on my conscience.
Not after that nasty silly putty incident.

for the record mixing bleach and ammonia creates chlorine gas,,,,,,,,
breathing it or using it as lubrication for masturbation can kill you.

Ahhhhh.......I'm such a good person
 
for the record mixing bleach and ammonia creates chlorine gas,,,,,,,,
breathing it or using it as lubrication for masturbation can kill you.

I thought my man-ass picture made that abundantly clear... :dunno: lol
 

:rofl: I looked at the waist and I saw the little yellow diamonds, and I thought for a moment that it was the Freeones logo. I was about to ask you if you'd bought those at the myfreeones store.
 
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