Ike Stain

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Link a man to FreeOnes, he will wank for a lifetime.
 

PlasmaTwa2

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Link a man to FreeOnes, he will wank for a lifetime.

Flawed statement. If you gave a man who was fifty years old a link to FreeOnes, he would not be able to wank for a lifetime because he would have spent approximately 35 years without the internet and access to FreeOnes. One must also take into account that FreeOnes may not be around forever; for all we know Petra and Willem will elope and sell the FreeOnes domain name to Chinese investors who will turn the site into a Communist blog that I would most likely be a part of.
 
I thought the punchline was going to be, "Teach a man to porn (v.), and he will wank for a lifetime."

You would then have spent the rest of the thread explaining how porn is a verb.
 

Ike Stain

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Originally it was going to be "Teach a man to surf the net..."" but I wanted to personalize it for FO. See the thanks I get.
 

Ike Stain

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That's OK. I'm actually wanking right now, so everything seems rosy.
 
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