Girlfriend can't get rid of her hiccups?

[Spleen]

Fuck her in the ass.



FACT.

Also works for you, gents, just ger her to stick a finger up there. Or you could do it yourself, but that is never as much fun.

 

[tartanterrier]

I usually give her my dummy to suck - that cures it

 

[rock hard]

So let me get this straight....if I get the hiccups, the cure is to fuck your girlfriend in the ass??!! :dunno: :love-smi:

:glugglug: Brilliant!!! :glugglug:

 

[Spleen]

So let me get this straight....if I get the hiccups, the cure is to fuck your girlfriend in the ass??!! :dunno: :love-smi:

:glugglug: Brilliant!!! :glugglug:

No, but it's worth a shot anyways.

 

[tiger1977]

I usually just put a plastic bag over her head. She eventually stops.

 

[BlueBalls]

I was going to say punch her in the face, but I suppose this route helps keep those pesky police bastards out of the equation.

Meh....

 

[edirons22]

Make her swallow your load. That cures everything... :blowjob:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Surprise slap her in the face with your cock. That always works too, and despite what she says, she secretly loves it.

 

[PirateKing]

Punch her in the diaphragm.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Punch her in the diaphragm.

While it's in, or while it's in the medicine cabinet?

:dunno:

 

[PirateKing]

While it's in, or while it's in the medicine cabinet?

:dunno:

Seriously?..

While it's in of course!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Seriously?..

While it's in of course!

I dunno. If she's in the bathroom having a dump, and you storm in and punch the **** out of the medicine cabinet, I'm pretty sure her hiccups will stop.

 

[PirateKing]

I dunno. If she's in the bathroom having a dump, and you storm in and punch the **** out of the medicine cabinet, I'm pretty sure her hiccups will stop.

Trust me, nothing works better then spontaneously cramming that fist up her while she's reading a book, taking a shower, or cooking.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Trust me, nothing works better then spontaneously cramming that fist up her while she's reading a book, taking a shower, or cooking.

I hope you cover that fist with lube, or at least cooking spray before stuffing it in her. That's only polite, after all.

 

[Spleen]

People seem to be missing the point.

It is actually scientifically proven the only sure way to get rid of chronic hiccups is "Digital rectal massage".

Google it.

 

[BlueBalls]

People seem to be missing the point.

It is actually scientifically proven the only sure way to get rid of chronic hiccups is "Digital rectal massage".

Google it.

Oh I go it, I just felt like adding my own personal spin on things.

 

[lurkingdirk]

People seem to be missing the point.

It is actually scientifically proven the only sure way to get rid of chronic hiccups is "Digital rectal massage".

Google it.

There are very few things in life that "Digital rectal massage" doesn't serve.

Experience it.

 

[Chica]

a tablespoon of peanut butter does the trick everytime

 

[larss]

Fuck her in the ass.



FACT.

Also works for you, gents, just ger her to stick a finger up there. Or you could do it yourself, but that is never as much fun.

Someone's been watching QI

 

[vodkazvictim]

Slit her throat.
The hiccups will bubble for a bit, but they will stop.