...and other females in your life? I've felt very protective of my sisters and mother, and of course when I was with my ex, I had to deal with low lifes and scumbags. Just wondering if you guys have felt similar to defending the females in your fam?
Gentlemen, how Protective Were/Are You of Your Sisters and Mom?
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Spleen
Banned?
Not very, both more than capable of looking after themselves.
Girlfriends and girl---friends is a different story. I'm extremely paranoid about bad things happening to girlfriends, as a few things have happened in the past. I don't let it get in the way, I'd never stop them from doing what they wanted to do, but if anyone ever hurt my girlfriend I'd quite happily torture/murder them and take the jail time.
Girlfriends and girl---friends is a different story. I'm extremely paranoid about bad things happening to girlfriends, as a few things have happened in the past. I don't let it get in the way, I'd never stop them from doing what they wanted to do, but if anyone ever hurt my girlfriend I'd quite happily torture/murder them and take the jail time.
Well, bees give their lives in defense of hives right? I would say that's how protective.
My sis was a Sr. in HS...I was a 9th grader. One of her fellow seniors thought it fitting to accost her because she didn't like him.:eek:
Hot Mega meet 12th grader, 12th grader met hospital.
Cops, lawsuits, phony self defenses claims, sobs stories how he attacked my sis later....cunt, pussy 12 grader ends up eating his med and dental bills ...well his parents did.
Next time big sis was fucked with again was presumably on her honeymoon night after her wedding.
My sis was a Sr. in HS...I was a 9th grader. One of her fellow seniors thought it fitting to accost her because she didn't like him.:eek:
Hot Mega meet 12th grader, 12th grader met hospital.
Cops, lawsuits, phony self defenses claims, sobs stories how he attacked my sis later....cunt, pussy 12 grader ends up eating his med and dental bills ...well his parents did.
Next time big sis was fucked with again was presumably on her honeymoon night after her wedding.
emceeemcee
Banned
I have neither, I was raised by dolphins.
Well, bees give their lives in defense of hives right? I would say that's how protective.
My sis was a Sr. in HS...I was a 9th grader. One of her fellow seniors thought it fitting to accost her because she didn't like him.:eek:
Hot Mega meet 12th grader, 12th grader met hospital.
Cops, lawsuits, phony self defenses claims, sobs stories how he attacked my sis later....cunt, pussy 12 grader ends up eating his med and dental bills ...well his parents did.
Next time big sis was fucked with again was presumably on her honeymoon night after her wedding.
Hopefully it was a baseball bat, 'cause I'd leave someone dead as well if they mess with with blood (or my thing).
emceeemcee
Banned
On a more serious note I probably am quite protective of my mother without realizing it- she's overweight, diabetic and arthritic and I am always printing out studies for her in a seemingly hopeless attempt to get her to stop eating all of the things that have caused her health problems.
Very protective of my family in general.
Not really that protective of mine. Both of them are better shots than I am, so there really isn't much reason for me to act like a rabid pitbull. Doesn't mean that I don't just for the hell of it from time to time, however. Also, my sister punches like a mule kicks.
Not anymore. You haven't check on them lately, have you?
I dug them up a month ago. They are both pleasuring me as I type.
The two without their heads?
They're a little dry. I had to use lime and lemon juice. Thankfully due to the lemon it tightened them up. Feels like a virgin!
They're a little dry. I had to use lime and lemon juice. Thankfully due to the lemon it tightened them up. Feels like a virgin!
Yeah... dude. I'm sorry but you got the wrong ones, I believe you got my dead cat and I dunno some German tourist I met on the internet who wanted me to eat her tits while she bled out in the bathtub. But they both got wicked anuses though, which I'm sure you're already aware.
I was wondering where they'd went actually, you little scamp because I really didn't have enough time with either of them to break them in how I would have liked. But hey, at least they're being enjoyed by someone.
At least I have my two precious back ups though to keep me warm at night, that's something. :banana:
*calls the cops*
Right, $10,000 for any information leading to the infamous BlueBalls serial killer? Yup. I know exactly where he is.
What's that noise in the background? I'm just banging one of his dead victims.
BLAST! Foiled by my own good deed!
Right, $10,000 for any information leading to the infamous BlueBalls serial killer? Yup. I know exactly where he is.
What's that noise in the background? I'm just banging one of his dead victims.
BLAST! Foiled by my own good deed!
I'm protective to an extent. I'm not gonna KO a guy for talking to my girl or anything, but I've had to shake up a guy after he got shot down by her and mouthed off to her. Women like it when you defend their honor.
I'd kill for my mom though. Her ex husband was a piece of shit and hit her one night and would go around her house every once in a while running his fucking mouth calling her names. She'd call the police but they wouldn't do shit. So one night, she called me and my brother over and we kicked the shit out of him, threw him in the backseat of my brothers car and dropped him off in the middle of nowhere. The next day he found his way to my moms house again to find his truck busted up. Slashed tires, scratched to shit and the mirrors broken off. My mom called him a tow truck and hasn't heard from his bitch ass since.
I'd kill for my mom though. Her ex husband was a piece of shit and hit her one night and would go around her house every once in a while running his fucking mouth calling her names. She'd call the police but they wouldn't do shit. So one night, she called me and my brother over and we kicked the shit out of him, threw him in the backseat of my brothers car and dropped him off in the middle of nowhere. The next day he found his way to my moms house again to find his truck busted up. Slashed tires, scratched to shit and the mirrors broken off. My mom called him a tow truck and hasn't heard from his bitch ass since.
Never had to protect my mother or sister...but I'm fairly certain that for them I'd kill or die trying.
I would never KO a guy for approaching my girl (because I do it too when I'm single hehe). However as soon as she mentioned having a boyfriend (my cue) I'd expect the guy to get away from her in 5 seconds max, or I'd come in and shake him up myself.
Until my girlfriend mentions having a boyfriend I would not necessarily feel the need to interrupt the guy's advances...instead I'd be worried about why my girlfriend is putting up with the dude. However, if any guy forces my girl physically, I'm down for a fighting match...oh, and I'll attack first...most likely with a white weapon (with the nearest jack daniel's bottle).
I would never KO a guy for approaching my girl (because I do it too when I'm single hehe). However as soon as she mentioned having a boyfriend (my cue) I'd expect the guy to get away from her in 5 seconds max, or I'd come in and shake him up myself.
Until my girlfriend mentions having a boyfriend I would not necessarily feel the need to interrupt the guy's advances...instead I'd be worried about why my girlfriend is putting up with the dude. However, if any guy forces my girl physically, I'm down for a fighting match...oh, and I'll attack first...most likely with a white weapon (with the nearest jack daniel's bottle).
SpexyAshleigh
Official Checked Star Member
My brothers were never protective of me until I started dating an abusive a-hole. He fucked me up really good one nite, enough to put me in the hospital and my brothers went apeshit. Since the courts were involved, they weren't to go after him, but my two of my brothers ran into him while running errands and handed his ass to him. Felt nice to have my brothers looking after me....even my then four-yr old niece, who really shouldn't have known anything about the situation but did I guess told me "don't worry Aunt Ash, if I see him, I'm going to kick him in the throat so he can't yell at you anymore" ...melted my heart lol.
But I love seeing men protective of their mommas and sisters. True sign that they'd be a good catch.
But I love seeing men protective of their mommas and sisters. True sign that they'd be a good catch.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I didn't have any sisters but I was (still am) protective of my two younger brothers, one of whom is a police officer and really doesn't even need it any more. :o
Good example:
The three of us play basketball at the co-rec on Purdue's campus. Those two are the scorers, I play defense inside (own the paint) and rebound. Normally, we don't have any problems with anyone. But about a week ago, we were playing against a guy who was playing very physical and fouling everyone all the time. We generally don't call any fouls because it's pickup basketball and that's a pussy way out. So I tolerated his shit for most of the game until he threw an elbow and hit my brother in the jaw.
The next play, we inbounded the ball to my other (youngest) brother who's very quick. The guy started bumping him and fouling him all the way up the court. I went to set a pick for him, but arrived there too late, so instead I just ran through the guy with my shoulder and laid him the fuck out. His teammates tried to get in my face but I just shrugged them off. I told them that if he's going to play dirty against our team, I'll do the same back. We didn't have any problems the rest of the game. After we won though, that guy didn't shake my hand. Bastard.
I wasn't mad that he was fouling me, but I cannot stand it when people try to do that to my brothers. It must be some sort of instinct. :dunno: We had a great time joking about it after the game though.
I would end someone's life for my mom if I had to. She raised us on her own for awhile when we were real young. I'd do anything for her. We'll always be close even though she lives on the East Coast now.
Good example:
The three of us play basketball at the co-rec on Purdue's campus. Those two are the scorers, I play defense inside (own the paint) and rebound. Normally, we don't have any problems with anyone. But about a week ago, we were playing against a guy who was playing very physical and fouling everyone all the time. We generally don't call any fouls because it's pickup basketball and that's a pussy way out. So I tolerated his shit for most of the game until he threw an elbow and hit my brother in the jaw.
The next play, we inbounded the ball to my other (youngest) brother who's very quick. The guy started bumping him and fouling him all the way up the court. I went to set a pick for him, but arrived there too late, so instead I just ran through the guy with my shoulder and laid him the fuck out. His teammates tried to get in my face but I just shrugged them off. I told them that if he's going to play dirty against our team, I'll do the same back. We didn't have any problems the rest of the game. After we won though, that guy didn't shake my hand. Bastard.
I wasn't mad that he was fouling me, but I cannot stand it when people try to do that to my brothers. It must be some sort of instinct. :dunno: We had a great time joking about it after the game though.
I would end someone's life for my mom if I had to. She raised us on her own for awhile when we were real young. I'd do anything for her. We'll always be close even though she lives on the East Coast now.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I can't stand my sister's political views and many other aspects about her life but I have stomped a couple guys for messing with her.
Sorry you had to go out with such an awful son of a bitch (offense intended).
Sounds like you have a lovely family though
