Do not be MEAN! Do not be CRUEL! I do not care what is LEFT or RIGHT! We are all of mankind! ***** and flesh! This is a simple political jokes thread! Post your jokes and jokes only! That is that!
I hope this thread prospers. I hope to see it be continued. NO ARGUMENTS!
I shall start:
An elderly man suffered a massive heart ******.
The ****** drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart Is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the ****** before!"
I hope this thread prospers. I hope to see it be continued. NO ARGUMENTS!
I shall start:
An elderly man suffered a massive heart ******.
The ****** drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.
After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.
Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart Is still beating."
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock!
"We've never had a Democrat in the ****** before!"