Funny dreams

I searched for a ***** thread and only found threads for sex dreams (which is understandable), not to mention they've been dead for a year or so.
So here we are.

Have you ever woken up laughing? :rofl2:

This was one of those dreams.
Weird and sad, but damn funny.

First, I guess I should mention that I'm not much of a sci-fi nerd (not that I should care very much if I appear so. Nothing wrong with those...if you're out there).
Ok.

Remember the show "Star Trek: The Next Generation", with Picard, Riker, Worf, Data, Troy, etc.? I haven't seen that show recently so I don't know where this came from.

I was aboard the U.S.S. Enterprise. But, I must've been a fly on the wall because I had no involvement. Only witnessing. (btw, do you ever have THOSE dreams, where you're not involved? You're just watching as if it's on a screen?)

Anyway, they beamed someone aboard the Enterprise to teach them sex education.

Yep. For some reason the crew needed to 'bone up' on some Sex ed....

Commander Riker was extremely uncomfortable with the whole situation, and so Captain Picard and Commander Worf kept messing with him.

Picard asking things like "Ah, Number One! What is THIS right here?"

Then Worf would lean in toward Riker with his serious tone, "Fallopian TUBE."

Riker jumped back and yelled "Jeezus!", and everyone laughed.

That's all I remember before waking up, but I woke up laughing and thinking "What the fuck, brain?".
:surprise::1orglaugh

Does anyone else have something?
 

Premium Content

This thread contains exclusive content for our premium community members.

What you're missing:
  • Full discussion and replies
  • Community interaction and voting
Already have an account?
✨ Unlock exclusive discussions and premium features
Premium Benefits:
Exclusive content • Priority support • Advanced features • Full thread access
Top