Freestlying and writing that Dope rhyme

[assholebythedoor]

okay it goes like this, write whatever that comes to mind first. This is not a game this is something to talk about.


Diggin within the pention of my living intermission
the ambition that intend to listen
decide to question the sentence written.


just something like that or more. whatever as long as you don't give a fuck.

 

[meesterperfect]

Oh, ok I get it.
Something like
Mary Mary quite contrairy,
Shave that pussy,
Its too fuckin hairy.

 

[assholebythedoor]

-or lucy with the beat up pussy
who ask me to fuck I said whos' she?
i saw that lucy was loosey
so i went about my bussiness and did my duty

 

[ChefChiTown]

Uh, pump up the mic like this
Uh, pump up the mic like this
Uh, pump up the mic like this
Are you mother fuckers ready for the hot shit, son?

Middlefingerluv never makes any sense
He posts a bunch of random thoughts, without consequence
He's been around for a month, almost five-hundred posts
Ain't nobody listening to 'em, yet he still talks the most

I have yet to enjoy a single post that he's made
If he was a cut of beef, he'd be a sub-prime grade
You gotta admit, that last line made you laugh
But I gotta warn you, that ain't the best shit I have

I'll save the better stuff for a rainier day
As for now, I'm gonna leave you with only one more thing to say
When I saw who started this thread, I knew it was gonna suck
And if this thread was a grave, I'd piss on it, because I don't give a...
Oooooooooooh

 

[assholebythedoor]

chef you have a bad rep
you jerk off so much you just lookn at me makes my hands sweat
are you even a man yet?
you seriously can't rap
you should be the next american idol singing at your favorite golf course
standing inside of the sand trap
so plan that, its not my fault you ran flat into the ground
looking for a fan that could appriceate your canned crap
but the only stew you be cookin will be eatin by Tan rats
chef seriously don't be an intellect
your chin will check in to the comfert in selects.
Ill give a wake up call while your sleeping on your food asking if your going to finnish that
which doesnt make much sense since your a pencil kneck.
no offence but your man vagina has been erect

 

[ChefChiTown]

chef you have a bad rep
you jerk off so much you just lookn at me makes my hands sweat
are you even a man yet?
you seriously can't rap
you should be the next american idol singing at your favorite golf course
standing inside of the sand trap
so plan that, its not my fault you ran flat into the ground
looking for a fan that could appriceate your canned crap
but the only stew you be cookin will be eatin by Tan rats
chef seriously don't be an intellect
your chin will check in to the comfert in selects.
Ill give a wake up call while your sleeping on your food asking if your going to finnish that
which doesnt make much sense since your a pencil kneck.
no offence but your man vagina has been erect

I enjoy the competition, but what the fuck is a "TAN RAT?"
I'm willing to bet it took you over an hour to plan that...
Weak ass rhyme that you thought would make me laugh
And if you think I carry "bad rep", then you don't know the half

The only thing my chin will check into is how your mother's asshole feels
As I munch her cunt like crippled people attack their meals on wheels
Don't know what that is? Go Ask Jeeves and do your homework
Still can't figure it out? Too bad, I thought you'd know, jerk

Oh, and I ain't got no vagina, but if I did I wouldn't let you see it
And if there was really a pussy to be talked about, yup...you'd be it
Just for future reference, my rhymes ain't too forgivin'
Consider me Mike Tyson and your bitch ass Robin Givens

FYI - This is all for fun. It's not serious.

 

[assholebythedoor]

you would be shit but your clearly tush
looking at you all I see is some big fat pussy lips and a Hairy bush
your burnt out and nearly dust
stop being a fairy
that your rhymes were queerly put
waiting on your girlfriend to give you that yearly butt
but the waiter in her ass has already been very shook
and her pussy has asthma and keeps giving scarey looks
you two are a bunch of married ducks
quacking and comparing foots to who has the better wobble
I don't want to say your mom came to me and I let her swallow
but I didn't know you were bi sexual until I met your father. whats up with that. Co Chief

 

[yaheem]

Ooh ooh lemme try. Here goes.

I saw it on TV, I was told to buy a CD
The CD told me buy a TV
The TV that I bought came with a CD that said go and buy the DVD
The DVD that I bought came with a CD
which was the DVD of the makin' of the TV, that I saw
Which told me to go and buy the CD in the first place, wait nah
I put the DVD in the TV so you can see what I saw
But wait, it's a CD so you can't see me, odd
Maybe I should just come out on DVD like CB,
With mad special effects and maybe some CG,
To ride around in your TV
Bumpin' the CD that I got when I copped the TV
Which is the same TV in my car, car, car

Man there was a whole lotta dope involved in this one.impdaddy God I hate this rapping shit, maybe because I suck at it.

 

[assholebythedoor]

check this old fly shit out

 

[assholebythedoor]

in a essence of smith n' Wesson an different weapons
still the simple method of chin checking has been effective
you in the presence of living legends so give respect
and listen lessons always present messages
forget the predicate they hold us back trying to invent the medicines
synonyms and settings, life is surreal being sent from heaven
concerning the seven senses and the gift impeded
amidst the pleasant ticks a second of all sins repentance
only the chosen can catch it in hence protection
a loaf lies dense enough to depend deception
defend a true friends reference unless it begins or ends in blessings
a eternity journey intends to precedent reception
evident or questioned pleasant or hesitating
relevance is destined to defend the peasant
against the winds imbalance to forget your presence
since I'm guessing my own amends confession

 

[assholebythedoor]

cause your no good thief

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Uh, pump up the mic like this
Uh, pump up the mic like this
Uh, pump up the mic like this
Are you mother fuckers ready for the hot shit, son?

Middlefingerluv never makes any sense
He posts a bunch of random thoughts, without consequence
He's been around for a month, almost five-hundred posts
Ain't nobody listening to 'em, yet he still talks the most

I have yet to enjoy a single post that he's made
If he was a cut of beef, he'd be a sub-prime grade
You gotta admit, that last line made you laugh
But I gotta warn you, that ain't the best shit I have

I'll save the better stuff for a rainier day
As for now, I'm gonna leave you with only one more thing to say
When I saw who started this thread, I knew it was gonna suck
And if this thread was a grave, I'd piss on it, because I don't give a...
Oooooooooooh

:bowdown: Finally someone has spoken out against the grave injustice on this board brought to us by some of the crazy newer members. I was a member for over a year before I posted more than a few works, and some dead links. :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Consider me Mike Tyson and your bitch ass Robin Givens

This thread should have ended there.

Chef FTW

 

[assholebythedoor]

keep going

 

[maildude]

I wanted a date, she would'nt even be my friend
But now in the 1990's, I'd be praying that the bitch don't find me
Cuz she's got a gang o' kidz nappy-heads and all dirty
And she's gettin pimped by a ***** that's thirty
I saw her hangin' in the alley
Raggin to her friends how she's ho'in' in de valley
All by herself, doin' on the hoe stroll
Comin back home late night with the bankroll
You know a bitch like that makes me sick
But I've heard that she sucks a good dick.

--Just Don't Bite It, Eazy-E

 

[BlueBalls]

Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo
My name is BlueBalls
And im so damn thuggie :dunno:
I like to write rhymes
whilst im out in a buggie

I say hold up bitch
give me that snitch
and I walk away with my fucking hands on my dick
yes it is painful, yes its not cool
and now ive got one oversized ball

So I walk with a limp
and my boys think im pimp
skibidy do wop wah
so I give them all the slip

Whats my name again
Blue
Whats my name again
Balls
Whats my name again!!!!
Blue-Balls!!!
Blue-Balls!!!

Now everybody scream!!!!!

So I continue on my journey
my journey so real
my life is not bad
and my wife is not real - Yes she's imaginary so what !?! -

Now this is the end of my little story.........
.......I once was a guy who though in allegory.......
What!?!


:rofl2: Getting laid and getting paid





Yeah, I cant rhyme for shit
:dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

you would be shit but your clearly tush
looking at you all I see is some big fat pussy lips and a Hairy bush
your burnt out and nearly dust
stop being a fairy
that your rhymes were queerly put
waiting on your girlfriend to give you that yearly butt
but the waiter in her ass has already been very shook
and her pussy has asthma and keeps giving scarey looks
you two are a bunch of married ducks
quacking and comparing foots to who has the better wobble
I don't want to say your mom came to me and I let her swallow
but I didn't know you were bi sexual until I met your father. whats up with that. Co Chief

I woke up in the morning, and this is the first thing that I see
Another weak attempt by you, to try and embarass me
I thought I already told you that your rhymes are never funny
In fact, they're so damn worthless, they get laughed at by Chilean money

You don't get the reference? Once again you show your ignorance
The Chilean peso ain't worth shit, like outdated strands of insulins
Once again I'm droppin' knowledge that you just can't comprehend
Your brain's are like Cinderella and Santa, the shit is all pretend

You claim that I'm bi-sexual, but you got that shit all wrong
I'm only "sexual" when I walk on "by" and yo momma grips my schlong
I could go on for hours, but I've had to use the toilet for way too long
Hey, maybe I'll see your rhymes in there, 'cuz that's where shit belongs

 

[assholebythedoor]

your a waste of life
for real, how can you out smart me
when you spend your days and nights
on your hands and knees chasing mice
you fart sniffer you head ain't been right
since your head got sat on by that elephant large stripper.
ever since then you became a pipe.
a real base head im gonna tell you like chappell
told that one kid you should of stayed dead cause that, that was a killer

 

[ChefChiTown]

your a waste of life
for real, how can you out smart me
when you spend your days and nights
on your hands and knees chasing mice
you fart sniffer you head ain't been right
since your head got sat on by that elephant large stripper.
ever since then you became a pipe.
a real base head im gonna tell you like chappell
told that one kid you should of stayed dead cause that, that was a killer

Did you really just say "fart sniffer"? What are you, a child?
C'mon kid, you can't diss me, I'm the only reason this thread is worth while
And if I was a pipe, I'd swing myself at your face and break it
You're lucky this is just for fun, cuz as a real rapper you'd never make it

You couldn't hang at a real battle, you'd suck so bad the fans'd be cryin'
You'd get laughed at booed like you played for the Detroit Lions
No wins, mother fucker, you don't know how victory feels
You need practice more than Croft needs Seals

Your rhymes are so weightless they drift off in the Summer Breeze
Beating you is just as easy as getting your sister to get on her knees
I like your sis a lot, but there's something I want you to know
You and your sister are a lot alike, because you both know how to blow

 

[assholebythedoor]

that was gay and i'm straight leave me alone
go somewhere else to find a date
your kind of fake go stand behind a plate
so when i break your face you anorexic
face you cant say you didnt have nothing to eat
and i say your a sore loser
people are suppose to get smarter not more stupider.
sell Uranus to that whore Jupiter
your rotten a dumb ass
hold your tongue back
because after you bust a nut You Might not want it cum splashed
i thought i told you you gotta be bright
but with a odd fellow like you i could be wrong
but more then likely i'm probably right, ass muncher