FreeOnes is going down on you.

[FreeOnes_Adam]

That's right, we suck. But I always considered it in a good way. Oh baby! Yes, bad blowjob puns. Sue me.

Anyway, on a serious note, we have some planed maintenance to happen May 4th, about 1am - 4am EST time. The site may be unavailable for you during that time, which is mucho sad.


I will say, that this time will be a fapless dark 3 hours for us all, so we want to apologize for this in advance. In the meantime, have fun, and make sure you stock up on porn!

Hang in there!




Side game: Start complaining in this thread now, and be dramatic when you do it. The best one gets 50 credits because...why the fuck not? OK, go!

 

[larss]

How very dare you.
On Star Wars Day.
And you can't even give us a proper time. What is EST? Eastern Standard Time? Not much use when daylight savings is active. Or if you live in Europe. Or anywhere but the East coast of the USA.
Bah humbug!

 

[Supafly]

Must seek some reallife things to do.

 

[bobjustbob]

Petra has to put in a full shift. Suffer bitch.

 

[sean miguel]

like right here in this region?

 

[Luxman]

The Force you must use on the 4th of May. :rubbel: :yoda:

 

[Danoof]

Fap. Or do not. There is no Freeones between 1am-4am.

- - - Updated - - -

May the fap be with you. Unless it's between 1am-4am.

 

[Bigre2bougre]

Fuck you guys!

First, I won't be able to reach the site during the maintenance period, even if I was planning to sleep at this time. But who knows? Maybe I will have some insomnia. And it will be your fault if I have nothing to do and then being depressed.
Then, you make me complain and showing my bad english skills for what? only 50 points? so miserly!
And finally I just realised I missed "Daring Sex contest", and then no chance for me to win. There is nothing related with your shitty maintenance, but that makes me so angry! damn you!


note: joke, uh!

 

[Prod3]

May the 4th be with you while you go down...I hope the installation will be quite operational once finished and you wont leave yourselves wide open from an attack up the exhaust vent! :eek:

 

[Pornfan99]

What?!? How will I pay homage to Fawn Hall, on the 28th Anniversary of the Iran-Contra affair?!? :-(

 

[freeonesandy]

May the 4th be with us all during this difficult time.
I hope that FreeOnes does not suffer a revenge of the 5th because of this!

 

[Supafly]

I was out for a couple hours, this already over? Please?

 

[bobjustbob]

The good news is that our dick pics now have their own easily navigational database. Win for all.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

:lurk:

 

[bobjustbob]

:lurk:

The good news for you is that Petra will be calling out the rest of the week before she goes on vacation. You're safe till June.

 

[Aunatural123]

Yearg! Woke up this morning looking for some fun... Got an "under construction" sign instead. What am I supposed to do, go to work!? ��

 

[Rockhammer]

This already happened, right?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

This already happened, right?

Exactly.


And I guess Larss gets the credits for making me wonder if I have no concept of daylight savings vs the rest of the world. Bastard.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

This already happened, right?

It didn't change anything 4 me.

 

[COIN92]

Working hard or hardly working?