Which board members names would make good band names?
Come up with a act/band name, a short description and possibly a few songs that they might have sung..
Here's a few, I've put literally put no thought into, whatsoever..
Petra Shop Boys - Freeones own, slightly less effeminate version of the Pet Shop Boys. Best known songs include 'OpPORNtunities', 'West End Slags' and 'Always on my Behind'
Roald Hot Chili Peppers - Funky Rocksters.. famous for their 'Socks on Cocks' routine..
Death Blooms - Post Nirvana grunge act, with a more kinky feel to it. Best known songs include 'Smells like teen sperm', 'Cum as you are' and 'Territorial **************'.
Georges Michael - All Teeth, hair and stubble, with a liking for 'bigguns'. Songs include 'Club Tittycana', '(In bed with) Faith' and 'Young Big-guns'
Male.1.Two - Similar to Depeche Mode, only more downbeat. Can often be heard in supermarkets, playing in the background. Best known for 'Enjoy the silence(of the lambs], 'I just can't get enough titties' and 'Master and Sex Slave'
Deeezelite - A one hit wonder with 'Groove is in the panties'
S.B.T.N.W. - Tedious boy band, better know as 'Shallow Bastards That Never Wank' (sorry SBTNW..j/k!)
The Tunsty Experience - God only knows..:dunno:
Sixpence nothingandless - Tuneful radio-friendly band from the U.S. and ..um...that's about it...
F.G.T.H (Foxycougar Goes To Hollywood) - Controversial act.. Best Known for 'Relax', 'Welcome to the Freeones Dome' and Raging hard-on'
Facetious Mac - Evergreen and world weary Anglo-American act.. Still going despite many behind-the-scenes orgies. Hits include 'You make wanking fun', 'Hold me Shaft' and 'Don't stop...no,no,no...Yes, Yes, YES...Oooohhhh'
Rorys Stones - Ageing Rockers, who just seem to keep going.. now with a combined age of 854 years. Hits include 'Anybody seen my Babyoil', 'Jumpin Jack-off in a Flash' and 'Paint Tits Black'.
AFA and the Ants - Popular early 80's act, well-known for dressing up in poncey costumes.. Best hits include 'Ass Rap', 'Friend or Fondle', 'Strip-off babe'.
Well, that's me out of ideas.. :dunno:
over to the rest of you..