First Time (Seeing Penis/Vagina) Non Family

I found a flattened penis in the slow lane of the New Jersey Turnpike.
Fortunately I recoginized it and returned it to its rightful owner. :)
 
I found a flattened penis in the slow lane of the New Jersey Turnpike.
Fortunately I recoginized it and returned it to its rightful owner. :)

And all my sexual partners thank you for that, bodie!

Anywho, the first time I saw a penis/vagina was actually on the board here. Someone linked to this bodybuilder chick who's clit resembled a penis, and of course she still had a vagina. Thus a penis/vagina!
 
doctor games at the age of... way too early for satisfying stories.

(edit: oh shit, i took the question seriously)
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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::thinks::

This one time in fourth grade, it was the first day of school and this ugly girl asked me out. I said yes 1 and a half periods later and later that day we went back to her house and she showed me her puss immediately. With intent to use.

And.. that answers the question.
 
After I joined the exhaustive search for the penis of John Wayne Bobbitt.
 
After I joined the exhaustive search for the penis of John Wayne Bobbitt.

Ah, so you got to see it unattached. I only saw that particular unit after it was re-attached and he used his new-found fame to get into porn. :pukey:
http://media.pegasusnews.com/img/photos/2007/10/31/frank.gif


On another note, did you see the ads he did for Taster's Choice?

We've replaced Mr. Bobbitt's normal penis with Taster's Choice. Let's see if he notices the difference....
 
First time I saw boobs was when I was like 6 or 7 and watched the 3-boob chick in Total Recall. Yeahhhhh boy!

Boobs do not constitute as a penisvagina. (Isn't there a shorter word for that? Pegina, maybe? Or vaginis? :dunno:)
 

dave_rhino

Closed Account
Well other than shitty drawings in school, and Geri Haliwell or Pamela Andersons muffs appearing in the Daily Star, the first real graphic upclose picture of one I didn't see until around age 9, the image is still burned into the back of my eyes.

It was a woman lying on a bed arching her back, spreading her legs and holding open her pussy. I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Then that same day I saw two women lying sideways back-to-back sharing a double ended dildo. I thought it was a tube passing fluid in and out of them both. Once again, I didn't know what the fuck was going on.

That is quite something to lay on a kid who hadn't even done sex education yet.
 
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