First dogs, then ants,now I've got fucking Lizards

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
So last year I has a little stray dog running around outside the front of my house barking at everybody all day nonstop for 10 hours, wanted to **** it but it finally left or got hit by a car.
A few months ago my computer and keyboard were infested with ants.......dousing it with white vinegar fixed that problem.
Now I've got a lizard everyday running across my monitor and desk freaking me out.
I cant catch it, its too fast. cant **** it either...too fast.
its been in my bedroom now for about a week, shows up and startles me when I least expect it.
I'm also afraid its gonna crawl in my mouth when I'm sleepng.
How do you catch or kil a lizard thats about 4 inches long and fast as hell?

Little help?
 

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