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That's what I was always taught as a ***. Well, this week, I will finish something that I started more than 15 years ago.
I was a spry young lad. Naive. Never saw a naked lady on TV or in person. I'd spent the night at a friend's house who had much lower standards than my own parents. When his *** headed out to go to the store, my friend gets that mischievous look and asks, "Wanna see my ***'s porno?."
Being a bit of a worry wart, I himmed and hawed until finally caving into the the peer pressure. Of course it was VHS, so a lot of changing wires, fumbling to shove the tape in and a whole lot of anxiety and we see some dude going to town on a chick with terrible 80s hair.
For the next 5 minutes, I don't think I blinked. I stared in awe of the greatest possible thing on Earth. Sex!
The next thing we know, we here a car pulling back in, the sound of a car door shutting and we rush to turn the tape off. After waiting what felt like forever to remove the VHS, I caught one quick glance of it's title.
Simply called Rich Bitch. I've searched high and low until finally stumbling on it last week online. I immediately ordered it and it should be here within the week.
So after years of waiting, I will finally be able to do the one thing I always wanted to do, but never got to. Beat my meat as hard as I possibly can to the movei that changed my entire life.
Thank you Excalibur.
You have no idea how much this young man appreciates your service.
I was a spry young lad. Naive. Never saw a naked lady on TV or in person. I'd spent the night at a friend's house who had much lower standards than my own parents. When his *** headed out to go to the store, my friend gets that mischievous look and asks, "Wanna see my ***'s porno?."
Being a bit of a worry wart, I himmed and hawed until finally caving into the the peer pressure. Of course it was VHS, so a lot of changing wires, fumbling to shove the tape in and a whole lot of anxiety and we see some dude going to town on a chick with terrible 80s hair.
For the next 5 minutes, I don't think I blinked. I stared in awe of the greatest possible thing on Earth. Sex!
The next thing we know, we here a car pulling back in, the sound of a car door shutting and we rush to turn the tape off. After waiting what felt like forever to remove the VHS, I caught one quick glance of it's title.
Simply called Rich Bitch. I've searched high and low until finally stumbling on it last week online. I immediately ordered it and it should be here within the week.
So after years of waiting, I will finally be able to do the one thing I always wanted to do, but never got to. Beat my meat as hard as I possibly can to the movei that changed my entire life.
Thank you Excalibur.
You have no idea how much this young man appreciates your service.
