Farthest Cum Shot You've Done

what's the farthest you've tossed your load?

i just hit a personal best with a good 12 inches or so.
 
wow thats pretty far...not
i can hit that distance anytime
dont really measure but ive shot over my head while sitting lol
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I have a good pop. While having sex with my girlfriend (ex now) I would often shoot past her head when I would pull out and let loose. Then, some of it would get in her hair and she would get all pissed at me, like I'm supposed to give a shit, you know? But, then I'd serve her a bowl of ice cream and everything would be ok.
 
doing it doggie and when i pulled out to soot on her back went flying over her shoulder on to the pillow
 
Ofcourse you know I love shooting my jizz at my face and tasting my cumm for myself.
 

Facetious

Moderated
I don't like my hand on my dick at the moment of spasm, you could do that all by yourself. Just seems like a waste stroking it with 220 grit sandpaper palms (mine :o) when you can have the soft caress of your woman handling things.

Yea Yea ! :bigjump:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
once when I was with the ex in the backseat I was laying on my back and blasted the window behind my head. So whats that? 3 feet or so.
 
I can get a few feet, maybe four if i was standing and got the angle of release just right. Depends on the moment though, I find if I kind of try to hold back the moment by muscular contraction or whatever, by just a second then I can really spurt it out, otherwise it might just be a few inches of dribble.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Really? I usually get it right in my mouth. I must have better aim than you.

Nah, he just can't suck his own dick like you can. :rubbel:

I once got it about three/four feet. Hit a poster on my wall when I was young. Bragged about it to all my friends.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Oh, so that's where you were on your recent sabbatical (leave of absense) (?)

I wish...I haven't had sex since Bush's first term. SIGH, 2002 seems so long ago, you know? FUCK!!!

Nah, he just can't suck his own dick like you can. :rubbel:

I once got it about three/four feet. Hit a poster on my wall when I was young. Bragged about it to all my friends.

I wish I could suck my own weiner. At least I'd be getting head on a regular basis.

But, it's cool that you can shoot your spunk so far. I didn't know you have a Vin Diesel poster. MWWWUWUUUAAAHAHAHHA!!!
 
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