How much difference is there between a fantasy and an idea for a porn storyline? Little or no, I would say. Here are my ideas and, for no rhyme or reason, which porn actress I envision getting fucked in the idea/story:
1. A bombshell marries a homely guy for his personality (or his money). She meets a great-looking guy and says "God forgive me, but I'd like to fuck a GOOD-looking guy for a change." And the good-looking guy complies. Actress: Jessa Rhodes.
2. A good-looking muscleman lives next door to a call girl without a pimp. She tells Mr. Muscles that, should a trick try to run off without paying, his help would be very much appreciated--and rewarded. One day, a goof tries to stiff her. She calls her neighbour. He runs outside and puts the goof in a headlock until the goof pays up. Then the call girl gives Mr. Muscles a freebie. Actress: Kitty Lynxxxx.
3. A pretty teenager sneaks off to a party though her mother has grounded her. At the party, Sally is horrified to see her "designated driver" drinking. She wouldn't feel safe accepting a ride from a stranger. She calls home, hoping the phone is answered not by her mother but by Eric, the good-looking guy renting a basement room. Eric does answer. Sally gives him the address and says if he gives her a ride home, it will be worth his while. They arrive home and Eric heads for his own bedroom. Sally thanks him again, and he says "You're welcome. Goodnight".
Then Sally says "No, I want to thank you here in my bedroom!" Actress: Anisyia.
4. A shapely blond Barbie bleeds during sex with a guy named Henry. She's rather old to be a virgin, and Henry doesn't ask questions. Eric cums, then wants to cuddle with her. She says "Sorry, I really have to get back to the convent."
"The convent?" Henry asks incredulously.
"Didn't I tell you? I'm a nun. That was my first time. God bless you!" Actress: Brandi Love.
5. Freddy scours the beach for a beautiful beach bunny. He spots one, hands her a card, and walks away. Looking into the camera, she reads the card. "You are cordially invited to my bedroom."
In the next scene, the beach bunny and Freddy get acquainted in bed. Actress: Melinda Armstrong (not a porn actress. The late Melinda played a skinnydipping goddess in a movie called Bikini Summer, or was it Bikini Summer 2?)
6. Freddy asks a beach bunny "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a place . . . a place to hide my salami, and I really hope YOU can help!"
The beach bunny stands up and sings "I know a place" from the Petula Clark song. "But I have one condition, My estranged husband is in jail for raping a teenaged girl. That prick! Jail is too good for him. My condition is that we film the sex, and send the video to him." Freddy agrees. They get indoors and Freddy's camera begins to video. As Freddy's salami gets ready to hide, she says into the camera "Oh Honey, I'm so sorry you're in jail! What'll I ever do for fun without you?" Actress: Ashley Winter.
7. A preacher at his podium says "I see the congregation is small today. Not surprising. There is a flu bug going around. My wife is also in bed." Then the viewer sees his wife "in bed" with two guys, and she doesn't look ill at all. Actress: Monique Fuentes.
8. Paul the paperboy drops a paper off at the home of a busty cougar named Vicki. Before he gets to the next property, Vicki calls to him from the doorway: "Paul, come inside."
The audience doesn't see Paul walking to her doorway. Rather, the film cuts right to the next scene, naked Paul shooting a load into naked Vicki's pussy. They catch their breath, then Vicki says "By the way, when I said 'Come inside', I meant "Come inside for a cup of cocoa!"
Paul (in a falsetto): "YOU MEAN I JUST RAPED YOU??????"
Vicki: "No. Just kidding." Actress: Teri Weigel.
9. Alice is in her divorce lawyer's office. The lawyer says "Regrettably, your husband alleges that you adultered."
"That's a lie!" exclaims Alice, but she knows the lie is hers. In her mind's eye, Alice sees highlights of her many dalliances with her karate teacher. And the audience sees what she's been "seeing". Actress: Giselle Mari.
10. Tracy has been ill. The closest she can come to having sex, is telephone sex on the telepersonals. She and a man named Colin talk each other to orgasm. And each assures the other "If you saw me naked, you wouldn't be disappointed." So next time they fuck, they don't need a phone. Actress: Savanna Samson.
11. Kevin asks for a date. Lisa replies "Sorry, I'm taken."
That night, Lisa is in a lounge, awaiting her date. He's late. And later and later. Lisa calls him, and he makes some excuse. Lisa believes she hears a female giggling in the background, and she suspects the worst.
So she calls Kevin. "That date you asked me for? Let's do it!"
Scene change, and Kevin is pushing into Lisa. Actress: Pamela Joy.
12. A male stripper named Jay rents a basement suite from a 30something couple. The husband goes away for the weekend. The wife, Kayla, is invited to a stagette, not knowing that Jay will be the entertainment.
The night comes, and Kayla begins to ogle the entertainer, until she recognizes him! Then she hides behind another partygoer. Too late. Jay has spotted her from the stage.
Jay goes home confident that, now that she's seen him strip, she would be eminently seducable. He walks into the house quietly, believing he hears a machine from Kayla's room. A vibrator? He goes to his basement suite and strips (again) and puts on a g-string. He goes upstairs, thinking her room will be locked. Hey, only in a porn movie would someone jerk off leaving the bedroom door open, right? Then again, if she's in there with a vibe, he's confident she's fucking him mentally. He tries the door, and it's unlocked! My God! What can he do now? but walk in, and Kayla looks horrified. Jay smiles and asks "May I be of service?"
Kayla is still horrified. Then she decides she can save the horror for later. She says "Fuck me!" And Jay proceeds to be "of service." Actress: Kayla Quinn.
1. A bombshell marries a homely guy for his personality (or his money). She meets a great-looking guy and says "God forgive me, but I'd like to fuck a GOOD-looking guy for a change." And the good-looking guy complies. Actress: Jessa Rhodes.
2. A good-looking muscleman lives next door to a call girl without a pimp. She tells Mr. Muscles that, should a trick try to run off without paying, his help would be very much appreciated--and rewarded. One day, a goof tries to stiff her. She calls her neighbour. He runs outside and puts the goof in a headlock until the goof pays up. Then the call girl gives Mr. Muscles a freebie. Actress: Kitty Lynxxxx.
3. A pretty teenager sneaks off to a party though her mother has grounded her. At the party, Sally is horrified to see her "designated driver" drinking. She wouldn't feel safe accepting a ride from a stranger. She calls home, hoping the phone is answered not by her mother but by Eric, the good-looking guy renting a basement room. Eric does answer. Sally gives him the address and says if he gives her a ride home, it will be worth his while. They arrive home and Eric heads for his own bedroom. Sally thanks him again, and he says "You're welcome. Goodnight".
Then Sally says "No, I want to thank you here in my bedroom!" Actress: Anisyia.
4. A shapely blond Barbie bleeds during sex with a guy named Henry. She's rather old to be a virgin, and Henry doesn't ask questions. Eric cums, then wants to cuddle with her. She says "Sorry, I really have to get back to the convent."
"The convent?" Henry asks incredulously.
"Didn't I tell you? I'm a nun. That was my first time. God bless you!" Actress: Brandi Love.
5. Freddy scours the beach for a beautiful beach bunny. He spots one, hands her a card, and walks away. Looking into the camera, she reads the card. "You are cordially invited to my bedroom."
In the next scene, the beach bunny and Freddy get acquainted in bed. Actress: Melinda Armstrong (not a porn actress. The late Melinda played a skinnydipping goddess in a movie called Bikini Summer, or was it Bikini Summer 2?)
6. Freddy asks a beach bunny "Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a place . . . a place to hide my salami, and I really hope YOU can help!"
The beach bunny stands up and sings "I know a place" from the Petula Clark song. "But I have one condition, My estranged husband is in jail for raping a teenaged girl. That prick! Jail is too good for him. My condition is that we film the sex, and send the video to him." Freddy agrees. They get indoors and Freddy's camera begins to video. As Freddy's salami gets ready to hide, she says into the camera "Oh Honey, I'm so sorry you're in jail! What'll I ever do for fun without you?" Actress: Ashley Winter.
7. A preacher at his podium says "I see the congregation is small today. Not surprising. There is a flu bug going around. My wife is also in bed." Then the viewer sees his wife "in bed" with two guys, and she doesn't look ill at all. Actress: Monique Fuentes.
8. Paul the paperboy drops a paper off at the home of a busty cougar named Vicki. Before he gets to the next property, Vicki calls to him from the doorway: "Paul, come inside."
The audience doesn't see Paul walking to her doorway. Rather, the film cuts right to the next scene, naked Paul shooting a load into naked Vicki's pussy. They catch their breath, then Vicki says "By the way, when I said 'Come inside', I meant "Come inside for a cup of cocoa!"
Paul (in a falsetto): "YOU MEAN I JUST RAPED YOU??????"
Vicki: "No. Just kidding." Actress: Teri Weigel.
9. Alice is in her divorce lawyer's office. The lawyer says "Regrettably, your husband alleges that you adultered."
"That's a lie!" exclaims Alice, but she knows the lie is hers. In her mind's eye, Alice sees highlights of her many dalliances with her karate teacher. And the audience sees what she's been "seeing". Actress: Giselle Mari.
10. Tracy has been ill. The closest she can come to having sex, is telephone sex on the telepersonals. She and a man named Colin talk each other to orgasm. And each assures the other "If you saw me naked, you wouldn't be disappointed." So next time they fuck, they don't need a phone. Actress: Savanna Samson.
11. Kevin asks for a date. Lisa replies "Sorry, I'm taken."
That night, Lisa is in a lounge, awaiting her date. He's late. And later and later. Lisa calls him, and he makes some excuse. Lisa believes she hears a female giggling in the background, and she suspects the worst.
So she calls Kevin. "That date you asked me for? Let's do it!"
Scene change, and Kevin is pushing into Lisa. Actress: Pamela Joy.
12. A male stripper named Jay rents a basement suite from a 30something couple. The husband goes away for the weekend. The wife, Kayla, is invited to a stagette, not knowing that Jay will be the entertainment.
The night comes, and Kayla begins to ogle the entertainer, until she recognizes him! Then she hides behind another partygoer. Too late. Jay has spotted her from the stage.
Jay goes home confident that, now that she's seen him strip, she would be eminently seducable. He walks into the house quietly, believing he hears a machine from Kayla's room. A vibrator? He goes to his basement suite and strips (again) and puts on a g-string. He goes upstairs, thinking her room will be locked. Hey, only in a porn movie would someone jerk off leaving the bedroom door open, right? Then again, if she's in there with a vibe, he's confident she's fucking him mentally. He tries the door, and it's unlocked! My God! What can he do now? but walk in, and Kayla looks horrified. Jay smiles and asks "May I be of service?"
Kayla is still horrified. Then she decides she can save the horror for later. She says "Fuck me!" And Jay proceeds to be "of service." Actress: Kayla Quinn.
