Fail of 2014 - Suicide Bomber instructor accidentally gives live demonstration to pupils - 22 dead

[Petra]

BAGHDAD — If there were such a thing, it would probably be rule No. 1 in the teaching manual for instructors of aspiring suicide bombers: Don’t give lessons with live explosives.

Karma is a bitch.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/w...entally-kills-iraqi-pupils.html?smid=re-share

 

[sean miguel]

And their deaths don't technically count as suicide bombings so they may be assed-out when it comes to those 72 virgins.

Maybe as a consolation, they'll each get a 72 -year-old virgin instead.

 

[288gto]

did you know that taliban movement was formed by afghani villagers that had no education at all? tribal people?
now they have million reasons to fight, anarchy is there and that's it.

 

[CptHa]

Going to sleep a little better tonight.

 

[bobjustbob]

My favorite part of the article was "...Al Qaeda’s central leadership disavowed the group..."

No, no, no. We do not train our suicide bombers in such a way. Our camps are board certified and staffed by the finest terrorists in the middle east. Train with al Qaeda and accept no substitutes.

 

[288gto]

what goes around,comes around,suicide bombers kill civilians.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

what goes around,comes around,suicide bombers kill civilians.

Suicide bombers kill civilians, really? Wow, your input has helped me so much more to understand the situation than my four years in the Marine Corps ever could. And the Taliban was formed by Afghani tribesman? I never would have known that unless I came to a porn forum. You learn something new every day.
























That was sarcasm, by the way. I have to get my sarcasti-font up and running so dudes like him know when I'm really fucking around.

Iraqi citizens have long been accustomed to daily attacks on public markets, mosques, funerals and even children’s soccer games, so they saw the story of the fumbling militants as a dark — and delicious — kind of poetic justice, especially coming amid a protracted surge of violence led by the terrorist group, including a rise in suicide bombings.

From the article, Alfred Einsteen.

The only way this story would have been better is if there was actual video of the incident. I love seeing those fuckheads getting blowed up real good.

 

[288gto]

Suicide bombers kill civilians, really? Wow, your input has helped me so much more to understand the situation than my four years in the Marine Corps ever could. And the Taliban was formed by Afghani tribesman? I never would have known that unless I came to a porn forum. You learn something new every day.
























That was sarcasm, by the way. I have to get my sarcasti-font up and running so dudes like him know when I'm really fucking around.



From the article, Alfred Einsteen.

The only way this story would have been better is if there was actual video of the incident. I love seeing those fuckheads getting blowed up real good.

i'm not sarcastic, but i don't get you. so you're saying all the people of iraq finds cool the suicide bombers and that everyone should be killed?
what i'm saying is that what suicide bombers do is wrong, even by so called their own religion which they don't understand.

 

[Rey C.]

First Darwin Award nominee of 2014?

 

[SabrinaDeep]

So who's gonna fill Anders' spot at work, now? :dunno:

 

[Petra]

So who's gonna fill Anders' spot at work, now? :dunno:

Well crap, I didn't think of that when I sent him off to "school"...

 

[Rane1071]

Didn't Monty Python do a skit about something like this?

If they didn't I wish they did. I think Eric Idle or John Cleese would've done a good job as the 'instructor'.

 

[Mayhem]

They have liquor stores in Iraq?

 

[Jagger69]

They have liquor stores in Iraq?

Yeah, my eyebrows sort of went up when I read that as well. I thought alcohol was a no-no in Islamic countries. :dunno:

 

[sean miguel]

Yeah, my eyebrows sort of went up when I read that as well. I thought alcohol was a no-no in Islamic countries. :dunno:

That's one of the benefits of having secular despots running your country in the middle east - you get to have liquor stores. It's when the crazies take over that the party comes to a screeching halt. Syria and Lebanon have liquor stores as well.

It's one thing to worry about getting robbed; getting RPG'd is a whole 'nother level of worry.

 

[bobjustbob]

They have liquor stores in Iraq?

Yeah, my eyebrows sort of went up when I read that as well. I thought alcohol was a no-no in Islamic countries. :dunno:

Don't you 2 ever dare to question G W Bush's intervention for liberation again.

 

[RASQ]

 

[BCT]

I bet the class had a blast.

 

[Jagger69]

Don't you 2 ever dare to question G W Bush's intervention for liberation again.

:1orglaugh Good one, Bob!

I bet the class had a blast.

:1orglaugh Good one, BCT!

 

[Mayhem]

Don't you 2 ever dare to question G W Bush's intervention for liberation again.

I'm just saying, if they've gone this far, then why not legalize pot shops in the Middle East? Give everyone a bong hit and maybe they'll calm the fuck down.....or blow themselves up more frequntly.

Either way is fine with me.