Facts of life

[The Paulinator]

If you want a real challenge, try fucking a sober chick.

If you get questioned while receiving a blowjob, somebody's doing something wrong.
The beauty of blowjobs is that you are receiving pleasure, and she is unable to talk.

 

[Ainttalkinlove]

If you want a real challenge, try fucking a sober chick.

If you get questioned while receiving a blowjob, somebody's doing something wrong.
The beauty of blowjobs is that you are receiving pleasure, and she is unable to talk.

Good observation. you were the first to catch that I caught it a few seconds after i posted it but thought - nah, fuck it. should say handjob, but oh well

 

[Montrealman]

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

 

[Jeep!]

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

Or for he who knows nothing, if you've met my boss.

 

[tiger1977]

Th3 only constant in life is change.

 

[Wainkerr99]

If you don't defrost your fridge, the ice builds up. Even with the ones that supposedly don't require defrosting.

 

[Ozmanks]

Money can't buy happiness...just kidding.

 

[sweetandrough]

Negative expectations yield negative results. Positive expectations yield negative results.

 

[busenbust]

When You're Fucked....You're Fucked. (being optimistic :clown:

 

[tiger1977]

Murphy's Law

 

[Wainkerr99]

One doughnut = a gym membership.