Ever wanked on a bus, train or plane?

[Ike Stain]

I knocked out the bus in 7th grade, (Wendy W________ with the big old _____teses may or may not have known.)
The train on a cross-country trip years later out of necessity and several times in Europe because it seemed the thing to do.
The plane, however, was probably the best, a largely empty 747 with the lights down low and plenty of stewardess in the wank bank

 

[gunslingingbird]

Who said the quality of threads was declining around here?

 

[PirateKing]

You haven't lived until you've wanked out of a helicopter 1500 feet up in the air. I actually haven't tried it myself but I can see the appeal.

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Who said the quality of threads was declining around here?

Everyone but the people causing the decline.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

I have actually gotten myself off on the back of a bus.. It wasn't very crowded and the lights were off cause we were traveling at night.. I was super horny for most of the day and I just had to do it or I felt like I would explode! Lol

 

[Ike Stain]

Everyone but the people causing the decline.

That's what I've been saying all week!

 

[RichardNailder]

Yes

Plus on a motorcycle, a boat but none of them will ever be as special as my old Chevy Blazer.

 

[StanScratch]

I have actually gotten myself off on the back of a bus.. It wasn't very crowded and the lights were off cause we were traveling at night.. I was super horny for most of the day and I just had to do it or I felt like I would explode! Lol

Pictures, or it never happened.


That said, I refuse to jerk off on any public transportation that is not filled to the brim with nuns and priests.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Pictures, or it never happened.


That said, I refuse to jerk off on any public transportation that is not filled to the brim with nuns and priests.

I was already nervous about being caught.. I don't really think a camera flashing in the back would've helped me be discreet.. Lol

 

[Tittyman5000]

I got off once in the back of a Uhaul

 

[ThatRedWing]

Fuck you, I'm getting in the plane. Let the daredevils get on the plane.

 

[tartanterrier]

I've had a mile high hamshank

 

[Excision]

Nope and I don't think I ever will. Gotten a wank is a different story however.

 

[Smallville22]

No.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I once stuck my dick in a chocolate cake while flying over the Atlantic. Does that count?

It was quite the party.

 

[Ike Stain]

I once stuck my dick in a chocolate cake while flying over the Atlantic. Does that count?

Only if you "added some cream frosting" as we in the culinary business like to say.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Bus. Maybe train.

 

[kewlio65]

Plane for me. On a school trip. Was helped out nicely by FHM.

 

[Ike Stain]

Bus. Maybe train.

I like how you're not sure about the Train. (Most people probably don't realize how bad-ass that is.)