I don't know how, but all my bosses (with the exception of my current job) have been gay. I've been hit on by plenty of gay guys but zero women. Figure that the fuck out.
Dude same here, all the gay dudes all licking their lips waiting for me to bend down, naw fuck that. You have no idea how hard it is to be doing your thang with a little lady and some homosexual comes up and starts running their mouth with an annoying lisp. Living in San Francisco might just add fuel to the goddamn fire.
It's a possibility...but it'll cost you 4.99 (euro) a minute to hear the story on my phone sex hotline. :1orglaugh