Ever Create Your Own Alcoholic Beverage?

[LukeEl]

Sometimes when the mood strikes me I like to step out of the normal tradition of making the already established norm of mixed alcoholic drinks...so here are a few that I have made in my time.

The Commie Red-A delightful mixture of vodka and Code Red Mountain Dew.

Leperchaun Piss-regualr Moutain Dew and a few measures of Jameson Whiskey tossed in

and my personal favorite: The Who The Fuck Are You Sleeping Next To Me Planters Punch: which is a punch bowl filled with Hawaiian Punch Red, Tequila, Rum, some Crown Royal, 2 drops of vanilia extract, apricott schnapps, and a bit of jagermeister.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Friendly Confines Special - Drinking an Old Style beer while sitting at Wrigley Field and watching the Cubs lose.

I drink beer. If I was gay or female, I would drink mixed drinks.

:hatsoff:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Friendly Confines Special - Drinking an Old Style beer while sitting at Wrigley Field and watching the Cubs lose.

I drink beer. If I was gay or female, I would drink mixed drinks.

:hatsoff:

You'd also drink them if you had a penis large enough to allow you to be secure in your masculinity.

I promise I'll stop laughing when you take your pants off. That'll be a start, I guess.

 

[LukeEl]

Friendly Confines Special - Drinking an Old Style beer while sitting at Wrigley Field and watching the Cubs lose.

I drink beer. If I was gay or female, I would drink mixed drinks.

:hatsoff:

Come on a few of your teardrops hit that cup of beer everytime the Cubs lose, so technically you are drinking a mixed drink.

 

[Spleen]

I thought you meant brewing or distilling your own drink. Mixing hardly counts, I do that all the time when I can't find a good mixer.

Green Cow - Jagermeister and milk. Don't try it.

I drink beer. If I was gay or female, I would drink mixed drinks.

:hatsoff:

What the hell are you talking about? Some of the finest drinkers of all time have enjoyed mixed drinks. There is nothing feminine about a Gin and Tonic.

 

[LukeEl]

I thought you meant brewing or distilling your own drink. Mixing hardly counts, I do that all the time when I can't find a good mixer.

Green Cow - Jagermeister and milk. Don't try it.



What the hell are you talking about? Some of the finest drinkers of all time have enjoyed mixed drinks. There is nothing feminine about a Gin and Tonic.

I tried brewing beer of my own once but it came out gawd awful, it was along the lines of Sam Adams Winter Brew which is great to drink during that time of year.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

I mix Captain Morgan's, vodka, tequila, and some cherry juice together. I couldn't tell you if it's good or not, I black out after the first sip.

 

[BlueBalls]

The Irish Vagina - Pour half a pint of Guinness into a pint glass, add a shot of Baileys and top off with Lemonade. Wait for it to curdle and chug.

Win. :thumbsup:

 

[belgianass]

Een Duiker (a Diver, roughly translated) Any kind of white beer with a small glass of gin put in it ... kinda like the German calls "beer und schnapps", but I pour it together and drink it at once, not in turns or seperately.

 

[lurkingdirk]

The Irish Vagina - Pour half a pint of Guinness into a pint glass, add a shot of Baileys and top off with Lemonade. Wait for it to curdle and chug.

Win. :thumbsup:

Holy viscous feminine discharge, that sounds absolutely repugnant. Like a squealing, rapacious swamp whore, you've created a drink to suit yourself, and to disgust everyone.

Your training is complete.
:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

This is a great day for human kind.

I thank you. :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

110 vodka mixed with the cheap Smirnoff you get at a gas station.