Ever Apologize To A Guy In Traffic And It Was More Funner Than Chewing Him Out?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I always wanted to do that too and today I found my test subject. Anyway I live in a neighborhood where making this one left turn is not advised but I remind you I live here. Anyway, I gleefully make that not-advisable left turn with massive success. I heard a noise from the peanut gallery not seeming to agree. Using cuss words. I allow him to catch up to me at the red light then hail the man's attention. I had already noticed that if I were on one end of a teeter-totter and he was on the other with his identical twin ******* who was holding a five pound bag of potatoes we would be equal. Perfect opportunity to express my right to free speech. After having the man's attention I asked, "I'm sorry, sir, but was that your voice I heard back there? Did I do something wrong?" I knew he woulda preferred exchanging F-Words over a shitty passive-aggressive insincere apology. He got angered enough to go forward a half car length. Did I mention I live in the neighborhood? That is one long red light there, Missy. I pulled forward a half car length and once again hailed for the man's attention. I kinda barked at him reminding him we weren't done yet. I asked, "So, we cool now?" He said yeah then I finished up saying, "Thank God for that. I was almost worried for a second", then I smiled at him like a ****** and went catatonic not breaking eye contact. He burned rubber when the light turned green.

But I apologized to the man, admitted wrong doing, showed remorse, and tried to rebuild our relationship. Why come he so mean?