Emergency Bra
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now im not afraid of emergency of any kind. wow!
bring them all!
"Ladies and gentlemen, isn't that wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one? We can save not only our own life, but also the life of a man of our choice next to us."
hell, yeah. and even the bra doesnt work for saving my life, you can use boobs...
bring them all!
"Ladies and gentlemen, isn't that wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one? We can save not only our own life, but also the life of a man of our choice next to us."
hell, yeah. and even the bra doesnt work for saving my life, you can use boobs...
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I can see it now:
"I could save your life but I won't because you look at me like you want me."
Alternately:
"I could save your life but I won't because you don't stare at me like you want me and I want you".
Meanwhile the horrendous diseased skank next to you will be offering her dirty soiled not-washed in a month bra cup...
"I could save your life but I won't because you look at me like you want me."
Alternately:
"I could save your life but I won't because you don't stare at me like you want me and I want you".
Meanwhile the horrendous diseased skank next to you will be offering her dirty soiled not-washed in a month bra cup...
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
He's right - women would rather die than put their faces intp my sweaty, crusty, skidmarked undies I'd been wearing for a week (By the end of the week they can hold their shape once I remove them!).
Some members here would jump at the chance to do just that even if it wasn't an emergency. You know who you are...
Petra
Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Could you imagine BlueBall's emergency jockstrap. :eeew: I think I rather risk certain death than that.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I hope she's getting enough ventilation in that thing.
Depending on the bra I get, I may finally fulfill my lifelong dream of being a cone-head!
Sweet.
Sweet.
Mate that's very correct.:nanner:
Whats the male version? Lol
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Think about it guys. You are at the mall and over the PA system is an announcement that a nuclear blast has just happened. "Women need to take off their bras to save themselves and the men." Blouses start flying off and men start rushing to help getting them off to get to that bra. Even if I don't get one to save my life, that is the one thing that I want to see before I die. Invest in this company. Money well spent.
