Eating Pussy: A Comprehensive Guide for Excellence

[pete rose]

Don't be afraid to deviate from the plan and give it your own spice!

 

[jod0565]

That's not pussy, so I say "Fail!"



That guy looks like one, though.

 

[Trident1]

That's Pete everyone!

 

[pete rose]

That's actually not me at all, but a wise fellow.

 

[GregCentauro]

The citric acid makes for a good experience when you shove your dick in the grapefruit.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

That's Pete everyone!

was thinking the same thing. when i saw the last pick, i almost spilled my lunch. no bueno. no boner anymore for me.

 

[Trident1]

Yeah the last pic definately says "greasy".

 

[pete rose]

was thinking the same thing. when i saw the last pick, i almost spilled my lunch. no bueno. no boner anymore for me.

I'm glad the thought of me would give you a boner.

 

[YumiYumi_1988]

That's Pete everyone!

LOL. Too bad the fruit wasn't Michelle Trachtenberg.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

you fucking serious? that man has clearly never actually satisfied a woman with that face...

 

[tartanterrier]

I bet his best bit was the last photo :1orglaugh

 

[Trident1]

So he was the one wearing a bag over his head.

 

[Member442]

Well I'm so not a grapefruit back to kindergarten with him. He can't play in the big leagues quite yet.

 

[LukeEl]

Not to sounds like Andy Rooney about this but here goes: You ever notice something about grapefruit, I mean it's a fruit but it does not taste or look like a grape."

 

[TheAdmiral]

Not to sounds like Andy Rooney about this but here goes: You ever notice something about grapefruit, I mean it's a fruit but it does not taste or look like a grape."

You mean Mickey Rooney? Andy Rooney is the guy from 60 Minutes

 

[dbradford8589]

I see a grapefruit no guide.

 

[BellaBellini]

haha, great idea but he should be inserting 2 fingers to stimulate the g-spot

 

[pete rose]

I see a grapefruit no guide.

It's like 6,000 words!

 

[Trident1]

Pete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[biomech]

You mean Mickey Rooney? Andy Rooney is the guy from 60 Minutes

He means Andy Rooney. Thats the joke, you ever watch 60 minutes?