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Dudes wearing visors

Am I wrong to think that if you wear a visor you are a dickhead of the highest order?
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Am I wrong to think that if you wear a visor you are a dickhead of the highest order?

No, you are not. However, there is a higher order...the UPSIDE DOWN visor. YO!
 
this thread should have been called how to spot a douchebag 101
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Visor? Is that some new slang?
 
its not worse than leaving the fucking sticker on your hat.

What about popping the collar?

I seriously have considered physically assaulting guys with the popped collar.

No, you are not. However, there is a higher order...the UPSIDE DOWN visor. YO!

how to know if a guy is a douchebag:

-the crotch of his pants is closer to his knees than his crotch
- his boxer are are almost touching his belly button
-he leaves the sticker on the brim of his hat
-he wears shoes that haven a velcro strap and laces
-his pants are so long that they bunch up at least an inch around his shoe
-he wears a visor right side or upside down
-he bends the brim of his hat upward
-he pops his collar
- his shorts are so long or his pants are so short that you cant tell which he is wearing
-his belt is so long that you can see the end of it hanging below his shirt
 
Am I wrong to think that if you wear a visor you are a dickhead of the highest order?

Yes, you're wrong. Guys who wear visors aren't dickheads, they're douchebags. There's a subtle difference between the two.
 
how to know if a guy is a douchebag:

-the crotch of his pants is closer to his knees than his crotch
- his boxer are are almost touching his belly button
-he leaves the sticker on the brim of his hat
-he wears shoes that haven a velcro strap and laces
-his pants are so long that they bunch up at least an inch around his shoe
-he wears a visor right side or upside down
-he bends the brim of his hat upward
-he pops his collar
- his shorts are so long or his pants are so short that you cant tell which he is wearing
-his belt is so long that you can see the end of it hanging below his shirt

I can't believe this! A good post by brodkill! :eek: :surprise: :shocked: :spin:

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how to know if a guy is a douchebag:

-the crotch of his pants is closer to his knees than his crotch
- his boxer are are almost touching his belly button
-he leaves the sticker on the brim of his hat
-he wears shoes that haven a velcro strap and laces
-his pants are so long that they bunch up at least an inch around his shoe
-he wears a visor right side or upside down
-he bends the brim of his hat upward
-he pops his collar
- his shorts are so long or his pants are so short that you cant tell which he is wearing
-his belt is so long that you can see the end of it hanging below his shirt

I can't believe this! A good post by brodkill! :eek: :surprise: :shocked: :spin:
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
And a double post by a moderator! :eek:
 
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