Some dude came into the office yesterday wanting to file bankruptcy. He was wearing those Capri pants and some fucking sandals.
It was all I could do just to get the consultation over with without laughing.
:1orglaugh
Dwyane Wade, however, is not amused by your anecdote:
I don't follow fashion trends to begin with, but I just don't get it. I'll stick with my skinny jeans thank you. Just kidding, I wear regular guy jeans, steel-toed boots (and that's when I'm just lounging) and lots and lots of flannel. And I use Brawny
® paper towels to wipe up the chewin' tobacco spittle from my hairy, barrel chest.