*****, drank, *****. Dipsos post here!

Does anyone really need/want a new ***** specific thread? INC does!

All about *****, Tell us about your favorite *****. Tell us about your favorite *****. Recipes. Brand name recommendations. Funny stories. Maybe sad stories? This is a thread for juicers, there have to be a few out there.

Naked girls are always worth looking at, post ‘em up with whatever you want to share, can’t hurt.

I’ll start things out with a joke(?). My jokes are never funny to anyone else except me. My current favorite ***** is Jameson’s and Pepsi, and yes, I’m ******** one right now. Cheers, y'all! Recipe?

Fill a pint glass to the top with ice. 2 parts Jameson Irish *******, 3 parts regular Pepsi. Stir gently. Serve. Follow with bad joke.

Guy walks into a bar, the “Most Drinks Ever Bar & Grill.”
Bartender: What’ll you have?
Guy: What’ta ya got?
Bartender: Wadda ya want?
Guy: Jack?
Bartender: Bourbon?
Guy: Yeah.
Bartender: Nope.
Guy: Scotch?
Bartender: Irish?
Guy: Bushmills?
Bartender:: Jameson’s?
Guy: And ****?
Bartender: Pepsi?
Guy: That’s perfect. Double, lot of ice. Say, for a place called “Most Drinks Ever Bar & Grill,” you seem to have some holes in your stock. What would you do if I asked for a shot of Artichoke flavored *****?
Bartender: Well or call?

Told you it wasn’t funny. But, it does tie in with the fact that as someone who enjoys an occasional ***** or whatever, and as an extremly open person who has always liked all ******* EXCEPT for artichoke flavored *****, in an effort to break down my own barriers, I am traveling to Italy to fully embrace the artichoke ***** lover inside me. No longer the thistle *****! Italian artichoke *****, salute!

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Bonus ***** story. Two weeks ago. I was crawling into bed with a pizza in one hand, and a ***** in the other, when I fell off the bed, landed on a **** bottle, and broke a rib. I know you laugh at Idiot Newbie Coors, but it sure hurt like ****!

Here is what I consider to be an absolutely obsene picture of Pattycake. Yet she’s fully clothed, imagine that.

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