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Seven-inch bed bug bites
By JOHN COLES
SHOCKED Joy Jones got the bed bug from hell — a SEVEN-inch poisonous centipede.
Gran Joy, 60, screamed in agony when she was bitten on the big toe by the ******* creepy-crawly at 1am.
And she is sure it was the same one she chucked away and left for dead in her garden over a YEAR ago.
Her ******** Bridget had accidentally brought back the orange-fanged beastie in her luggage from a holiday on the Greek island of Santorini.
Joy, of Charfield, Gloucs, said: “I felt a tremendous pain and flung the bedclothes back.
“My husband Rodney and I both looked in absolute amazement.”
The couple caught the centipede and took it to Bristol ***, where it was identified as a Mediterranean species.
Experts could not explain how it might have survived so long outside in Britain.
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News Story
Seven-inch bed bug bites
By JOHN COLES
SHOCKED Joy Jones got the bed bug from hell — a SEVEN-inch poisonous centipede.
Gran Joy, 60, screamed in agony when she was bitten on the big toe by the ******* creepy-crawly at 1am.
And she is sure it was the same one she chucked away and left for dead in her garden over a YEAR ago.
Her ******** Bridget had accidentally brought back the orange-fanged beastie in her luggage from a holiday on the Greek island of Santorini.
Joy, of Charfield, Gloucs, said: “I felt a tremendous pain and flung the bedclothes back.
“My husband Rodney and I both looked in absolute amazement.”
The couple caught the centipede and took it to Bristol ***, where it was identified as a Mediterranean species.
Experts could not explain how it might have survived so long outside in Britain.
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