Theres an interesting story behind this.
He was chopping wood near the freeway when all the sudden someone held him up at gunpoint and stole his clothes and car keys. Then aliens arrived and abducted him. After they probed him and blurred his genitals they dumped him back on the side of the freeway. Now he has to hitch a ride home with no clothes, pixelated genitals, and a device up his ass. Talk about your bad days...