Doing it my way, Burger King

[~~whimsy~~]

One of the Lincoln restaurant employees who witnessed the event told police that 24-year-old Khaled Khalil kept entering and exiting the restaurant, and when he’d get inside, he would begin masturbating, 1011 Now reports.
The witness also told police Khalil’s genitals were fully exposed.

When officers arrived on the scene and tried to speak with the suspect, they said he appeared to be intoxicated and wouldn’t speak to them.

Khalil was arrested and taken to jail for indecent exposure. Police reported that the man has no priors and is not a registered sex offender.

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2...cmp=ob_article_footer_mobile&intcmp=obnetwork

You want the McDonald's secret sauce? Ok, here you go BK! :rubbel::rubbel::rubbel:

 

[Supafly]

Few people know it is Dr. Huxtable's BBQ Sauce

 

[~~whimsy~~]

That so should be Cosby's defense in court.

 

[xfire]

It's fun to get drunk.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I still like the news story where this guy was on PCP and fought off like 15 cops while masturbating in a fast food joint :1orglaugh

Edit:

Found it. It was meth. And he was at a grill and bar. Fought off 15 officers still true.

http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news...ts-cops-masturbating-police-article-1.1557876

 

[sean miguel]

I still like the news story where this guy was on PCP and fought off like 15 cops while masturbating in a fast food joint :1orglaugh

Edit:

Found it. It was meth. And he was at a grill and bar. Fought off 15 officers still true.

http://www.nydailynews.com/amp/news...ts-cops-masturbating-police-article-1.1557876

he single-handedly fought off 15 cops.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

While not missing a stroke. Yes. He took on a police force in the name of masturbating. What have we done with our lives besides post on FreeOnes about who we're fapping to right this moment??? :shy:

We need to get our masturbation priorities straight again!

 

[sean miguel]

What have we done with our lives besides post on FreeOnes about who we're fapping to right this moment??? :shy:

to the blonde specifically

 

[Mr. Daystar]

he single-handedly fought off 15 cops.

People on PCP have broken handcuff chains. I know it was meth, but if it was angel dust, it would have been worse.

 

[zipper_666]

Damn. That's crazy as fuck.

 

[Will E Worm]

He needs to be deported.