Does this sound a little flirtty to you?

I think it does, but I may been wrong...
I was txting a friend of mine on the way back from the beach today and I told her that the only thing that happened was my neck & chest were sore, and she responded back with "advil & a smile. :) " What do you think?
 
It sounds to me like she's just suggesting that you take pain killers and be optimistic. That doesn't sound flirty to me, but, then again, fuck if I know. :dunno:
 
The smile means she wants to chop your head off with a dull axe and use it for her witchcraft head shrinking procedures. Eventually you will be reincarnated as a rock that will be hucked and someone and kill them. It's a violent circle, but in the end it will all work out in her favour.
 
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"advil & a smile"

:dunno:

Doesnt sound flirty to me, but hey she's not my friend and I have no idea what you relationship is with each other, you may have a "code" that we dont know aboutand to try to make an assumption on that message without even knowing either of you is impossible.

Sorry, it sounds like she's just giving advice :hatsoff:

But heres what you do, next time you see her, here's what you say, "advil and a smile, that was funny" then cough, wait a minute.............................cough again then wait......................... and then cough AGAIN and if she still hasnt asked if your alright, under your breath (now do exactly what I say otherwise you may never see her again!) say these words, "would you suck on my penis", if she doesnt hear you, DO NOT! say it again, back away and enjoy the rest of your day. If she does hear it and looks at you pissed, ask her "what?" and if she still looks pissed all you have to say is "I only coughed" :dunno: she'll either belive you or not, it depends on how convincing you are [BE CONVINCING DAMMIT!!!].

The other alternative is that she hears you and looks at you and smiles, and then all your problems are solved.

Then you can come back here and tell all that BlueBalls was right and he now is your new god :bowdown:.






But remember if it all goes wrong we dont need to hear about it. No one wants to hear of Brother Blue's failure's. :D
 
^^^^ LMFAO... oh yes that's great advice. I wanna try it now lol.



Oh and if you do screw up please do tell us!
 
That reminds me of this one time when I was at a bar standing beside this chick waiting to be served. I said "Hi" and she looked me square in the eye and said "Hi" back. She might as well have been wearing an "I'm easy" sign around her neck! Slut.
 

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That reminds me of this one time when I was at a bar standing beside this chick waiting to be served. I said "Hi" and she looked me square in the eye and said "Hi" back. She might as well have been wearing an "I'm easy" sign around her neck! Slut.

Did she say hi in the way where she offered her abused hole for your inspection, or...

Did she say hi with WPA WiFi encryption so the hi was only heard by you, or..

Did she just say hi?
 

ChefChiTown

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I think it does, but I may been wrong...
I was txting a friend of mine on the way back from the beach today and I told her that the only thing that happened was my neck & chest were sore, and she responded back with "advil & a smile. :) " What do you think?

I think you are in DESPERATE need of some attention. Not only did you start a thread about an obviously meaningless text message you got from a friend of yours, you actually thought that "advil & a smile" had some sort of hidden, flirtatious meaning. Wow. Just...wow. :rolleyes:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
I think it does, but I may been wrong...
I was txting a friend of mine on the way back from the beach today and I told her that the only thing that happened was my neck & chest were sore, and she responded back with "advil & a smile. :) " What do you think?

She was telling you what you should have already known. Take some pills and get some rest. Unless, she touched you?

Did she touch you and where? Show me on this doll. ;)


Did she say hi in the way where she offered her abused hole for your inspection, or...


:rolleyes: :yinyang:
 
Did she say hi in the way where she offered her abused hole for your inspection, or...

Did she say hi with WPA WiFi encryption so the hi was only heard by you, or..

Did she just say hi?

Did she bend over, and say "Hi" by manipulating her ass-cheeks ala Jim Carrey?

As for the OP, I agree with the fellas, I don't see any flirtatiousness there.
 
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