Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

[Ike Stain]

I took the Orange Cat's advice:

Pump
Unload
Roll off
Fart
wipe cock on curtains
take last beer from fridge
exit

and now I'm in the dog house.

 

[biomech]

Use your tongue.:tongue:

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Nope, you're fucked. You are gonna have to re-purchase the item in question.

 

[CmnDwnWrkn]

more semen

 

[Shifty]

Drop a deuce on the spot and smear it around.

Allow a few days for it to dry, then scrape away the entire mess.

 

[Ike Stain]

Drop a deuce on the spot and smear it around.

Allow a few days for it to dry, then scrape away the entire mess.

True. She ain't gonna be complaining about the sperm after that!

 

[emceeemcee]

Who cares? If you haven't paid for it yet just walk straight out of the shop and don't go back

 

[Elwood70]

Only human semen? As opposed to what?

...and now I'm in the dog house.

Never mind....

 

[Kingfisher]

Yeah, is it your semen or someone else's semen? And for god's sake, Scotchguard your damn furniture or put down a plastic tarp.

 

[lurkingdirk]

This is a multi-step removal method:

1. Get the girl really hot again.
2. position her just right
3. Eat her until she has a squirting orgasm.
4. Shout at her because she came on the Velour curtains.
5. Offer to get them dry cleaned for her, get oral sex for thanks.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

More cowbell.

 

[Ike Stain]

Yeah, is it your semen or someone else's semen? And for god's sake, Scotchguard your damn furniture or put down a plastic tarp.

Noted.

I wish I'd talked to you before I got that bright idea to host a bukkakke:
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=479040

 

[vodkazvictim]

Only on Freeones would the OP feel the need to specify that the semon on the curtains was human... *sigh* Degenerates.

 

[Rane1071]

Your best bet is a chick and while it's still fresh help's. The female mouth and tongue has a special enzyme for absorbing cum.

 

[John_8581]

This is a multi-step removal method:

1. Get the girl really hot again.
2. position her just right
3. Eat her until she has a squirting orgasm.
4. Shout at her because she came on the Velour curtains.
5. Offer to get them dry cleaned for her, get oral sex for thanks.

Fabulous suggestion.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Spray n Wash, Oxyclean, Shout or a lil dish soap & hot water usually does the trick

 

[Facetious]

Re: Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

A half a glass of Club Soda, a dash of salt and a squeeze of lemon. :hatsoff:

 

[Ike Stain]

Re: Does anyone know any methods for removing human semen from velour?

A half a glass of Club Soda, a dash of salt and a squeeze of lemon. :hatsoff:

I actually tried this and it works.

 

[Kingfisher]

Did you try rubbing her nose in it and saying... Bad! Bad!