Do You Save Porn Up for Special Occassion?

I used to save new porn magazines and videos up for several weeks or even months waiting for some special occasion to happen before I'd let myself 'enjoy' them.:D

Even now, I still keep my very favourite porn pictures and videos in a special folder which I only open when I'm feeling super horny or something really good has happened. Some of you might find this pathetic, but I enjoy using porn to celebrate events - just like some people open a bottle of expensive wine on special occasions.

Anyone else here do this?
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Is that kind of like saving it up until your parents have left the house for the evening??
 

jasonk282

Banned
I think he mean like making it a slide show at a wedding?
 

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
Some of You Might find this pathetic, but I enjoy using porn to celebrate events - just like some people open a bottle of expensive wine on special occasions.

great analogy.

there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

masturbation got a (wrongly) bad reputation: it's natural, it's safe, it's higienic: you can use as a celebration, 'cause it makes you feel good. The most normal thing in the world.

Only for when my grandmother comes over.

We like to watch it together . . . . then make out.

but... i'm confused: ¿you watch old school pornstars or the new ones ?
back in the day (the day of your granny, that is), there were pornstars even ?
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
In fact, I have a folder where I stash my ultimate favorite clips.

There some gems you run across that are almost too hot to endure.

Just opening that folder is like christmas.
 
"I used to save new porn magazines and videos up for several weeks or even months waiting for some special occasion to happen before I'd let myself 'enjoy' them."

^^Know exactly what you mean. I have to get all the chores out of the way first; only then can I shoot my load off to Kimberley Kupps:1orglaugh

It's a sort of purgatory. Got to cleanse the Soul first. Make sense?? :confused:

Nice thread :thumbsup:
 
I consider any day of the week that ends with a letter "Y" a special occasion. :D
 
^^Know exactly what you mean. I have to get all the chores out of the way first; only then can I shoot my load off to Kimberley Kupps:1orglaugh

It's a sort of purgatory. Got to cleanse the Soul first. Make sense?? :confused:

That's exactly what I mean. On weekends I have so many things to do and I know they wont go away if I ignore them (I've tried!). So, it isn't until I've got all that stuff out of the way that I feel I can relax and get into a nice long lubed up jack session.:nanner:

Of course, frequently you just HAVE to blow a load in a hurry or else you'll go nuts.
 
i like to save it for the family thanksgiving dinner. there is nothing like showing you sister-in-law steaming hot clips of anal goodness over turkey and mashed potatoes.

people protest, but they all love it in the end.
 

jasonk282

Banned
i like to save it for the family thanksgiving dinner. there is nothing like showing you sister-in-law steaming hot clips of anal goodness over turkey and mashed potatoes.

people protest, but they all love it in the end.

Ok that made me spit my drink all over the computer desk for some reason.:rofl:
 
i like to save it for the family thanksgiving dinner. there is nothing like showing you sister-in-law steaming hot clips of anal goodness over turkey and mashed potatoes.

people protest, but they all love it in the end.

Literally! :D
 
"I used to save new porn magazines and videos up for several weeks or even months waiting for some special occasion to happen before I'd let myself 'enjoy' them."

^^Know exactly what you mean. I have to get all the chores out of the way first; only then can I shoot my load off to Kimberley Kupps:1orglaugh

It's a sort of purgatory. Got to cleanse the Soul first. Make sense?? :confused:

Nice thread :thumbsup:

That's exactly what I mean. On weekends I have so many things to do and I know they wont go away if I ignore them (I've tried!). So, it isn't until I've got all that stuff out of the way that I feel I can relax and get into a nice long lubed up jack session.:nanner:

Of course, frequently you just HAVE to blow a load in a hurry or else you'll go nuts.

LOL. Exactly!:thumbsup:
 
Sure, I find some quality stuff and save it for New Years Eve and watch it with my lady. Its been tradition to stay in and watch porn together.
 
i like to save it for the family thanksgiving dinner. there is nothing like showing you sister-in-law steaming hot clips of anal goodness over turkey and mashed potatoes.

people protest, but they all love it in the end.

I guess it makes the turkey feel better too - watching someone else getting stuffed!
 
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