I wish I could think as logically as Dirk. I also wish I knew as much about football.
Even though I know I'm safe on a ladder or anything with some sort of safety harness, it still scares the shit out of me. I'd rather have a gun in my face, or a lion chasing me.
I wish I could think as logically as Dirk.
I'd take a gun in my face in a second over climbing that tower but if its between that tower or being in the presence of a Lion I'll climb that mothafucka so fast you would think I was flash.
Yeah lets all meet Dirk out there and watch those fearless "internet balls" go to work at climbing.
I'd climb that thing to fight a lion holding a revolver.
Wait...wut
I wish I could think as logically as Dirk. I also wish I knew as much about football.
Even though I know I'm safe on a ladder or anything with some sort of safety harness, it still scares the shit out of me. I'd rather have a gun in my face, or a lion chasing me.
His balls have their own website, dontcha know.
Admitting it is the first part of dealing with it. Well done.
I'm not suggesting that logic will cure anyone of the fear of heights. I did a substantial amount of rock-climbing when I was a teenager, starting pretty young. I think that helped condition me as an adult to not fear heights, but to enjoy them. Probably doing roofing in my teen years helped, too. Irrational fears, like the fear of heights, are not rational. I suppose that's why they're called irrational.
My own irrational fear involves vaginas, but I'll say no more here.
I assumed as much given their importance around here, I didn't expect otherwise.
Yeah lets all meet Dirk out there and watch those fearless "internet balls" go to work at climbing.
Also, I believe you've mistaken me for someone who gives one flying fuck what your opinion of me is.
So I've done climbing that is substantially higher than that. Does that give me real balls, or are they still trapped on the internet?
thankyouandhaveaniceday
Yes.When you climb a short ladder, do you often fall off?
Yes.When you climb stairs, do you often fall off?