Do bad stuff happen to you after you watch porn?

[senob44]

pornowatcher: Your penis is erect when you pee? Usually I have to aim it with my hand. Plus, after I cum, I can't pee right away until I have lost my erection.

 

[McRocket]

Maybe I'm just overreacting but it seems like bad stuff happens after I watch porn.

There are times that I have honestly wondered that myself.

Is watching porn bad Karma? I really do not know.
I think it depends on the porn.

 

[nastyfalcon]

Maybe I'm just overreacting but it seems like bad stuff happens after I watch porn. For example, after I watch some porn, I have to use the bathroom. I go to the bathroom and put the toilet seat up (took a shit earlier) and start peeing. Then the toilet seat lands right on my penis. Then another time, I went downstairs to get some Kool Aid and I fall down the stairs. Anyone else with similar problems? Maybe some higher force or thing is trying to tell me to not watch so much porn or maybe I'm not watching enough? :o

Now,now, little buddy, there's a changing process everyone goes through called puberty. During this magical time, capularies are popping, hormones are rushing, and you tend to become a little more clumsy. When you play with that special area while looking at pretty girls during this time, it may cause all sorts of accidents. If you wish to survive this time of your life, stay away from internet porn untile you become an adult.

:rofl::1orglaugh

 

[ghoul]

actually some bad stuff happend to me too...like im always late coz i oversleep and stuff like this mayb coz im just too tired from wanking

 

[tunsty]

Maybe the blood that rushed from your head to your dick, is taking it's time to get back...
In the meantime, you experience mental lapses..such as falling down the stairs, dropping a toilet seat on you dick, forgetting to take the sheep back to it's field..

 

[Torre82]

I'd hit this topic. With a bazooka round.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Remember God, Allah, Hashem, Jesus, Buddha, Zeus and Ra are always watching your every move. They like to punish but it has to be funny too.

You forgot Jobu.

 

[jamrak]

as far as I know Buddha is not fond of punishing at all

 

[member006]

I broke down and looked at a porn clip a few minutes ago. Then I came in and read this thread. Need I say more?

I think the man has proven his point.

LL

 

[rian_evilclown]

yeh, last time i watched porn i had to mop my mess up. it sucked.

then there was the time id just finished watching a porno when an atomic bomb fell on my house.

 

[Joaqo]

maybe you just get clumsy after you cum.

 

[KalasHusband]

My head kinda hurts after I cum and I wish that I didn't have to resort to watching it.

 

[free4440273]

You mean a guilty conscience? Why? What's wrong with watching Busty Brittany O'Neil getting tittyfucked?

 

[Peter Gazinya]

The toilet seat fell on your penis.... are you by chance kneeling next to the bowl with your cock resting on the rim? Cause in my mind thats the only position possible where the seat can touch you in such a fashion.

That's exactly what I was thinking but couldn't quite put it into words. Thanks DOA

 

[Facetious]

The same week I watched sex, George H.W. Bush signed (into law (?)) that Amerikas Neutron Bomb Stockpile be dismembered . . . . to make the world a "safer place" !

Th' bloody id - yot ! :tongue:

Now they got 'em & we don't !

Go fig'r

 

[Nester6]

Remember God, Allah, Hashem, Jesus, Buddha, Zeus and Ra are always watching your every move. They like to punish but it has to be funny too.

Yea,,,Jesuschrist! He's gonna fuckin damn you for watching his creations willingly fuck and suck! allefuckinluia!

 

[free4440273]

Reminds me of masturbation being considered a 'sinful practice': Do it too often and you will go blind; grow hair on the palms of your hand etc. Last time I checked...:eek::1orglaugh

 

[McNab]

Last time I watched porn a horny couple started having sex next to my house and reminded me what the real thing's like, bastards!

 

[jdb67]

Maybe the blood that rushed from your head to your dick, is taking it's time to get back...
In the meantime, you experience mental lapses..such as falling down the stairs, dropping a toilet seat on you dick, forgetting to take the sheep back to it's field..

I was thinking the same thing....

 

[member006]

I still crack up thinking of how his pp could possibly get hit with the seat.:dunno: