Do bad stuff happen to you after you watch porn?

[pornowatcher]

Maybe I'm just overreacting but it seems like bad stuff happens after I watch porn. For example, after I watch some porn, I have to use the bathroom. I go to the bathroom and put the toilet seat up (took a **** earlier) and start peeing. Then the toilet seat lands right on my penis. Then another time, I went downstairs to get some Kool Aid and I fall down the stairs. Anyone else with similar problems? Maybe some higher ***** or thing is trying to tell me to not watch so much porn or maybe I'm not watching enough? :o