Divorce

[assari]

I heard this sad story yesterday.

A man and a woman divorced and they have a pet dog which she had bought.

A woman took a dog, but it always escapes and returns to the man which means that the dog likes him more, but this woman refuses to give up the dog.

What could be the solution to this problem?

 

[Jack Davenport]

I heard this sad story yesterday.

A man and a woman divorced and they have a pet dog which she had bought.

A woman took a dog, but it always escapes and returns to the man which means that the dog likes him more, but this woman refuses to give up the dog.

What could be the solution to this problem?

Rut Roh

 

[CrimsonBolt]

What could be the solution to this problem?

:yesyes:
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[assari]

Rut Roh

Which mean what?

 

[288gto]

the dog will belong to the man

 

[assari]

:yesyes:

Which?

Dog/man

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Which?

Dog/man

don't know maybe both

 

[assari]

the dog will belong to the man

Maybe, but she is the owner of this dog and she refuses to give it up.

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don't know maybe both

Ok, but what about the woman?

 

[288gto]

Maybe, but she is the owner of this dog and she refuses to give it up.

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Ok, but what abot the woman?

she should get another dog, and depends on how much he wants to keep the dog.

 

[CrimsonBolt]

Maybe, but she is the owner of this dog and she refuses to give it up.

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Ok, but what about the woman?

the woman comes to me i'll take good care of her :yesyes:
if you know what a mean

 

[assari]

she should get another dog, and depends on how much he wants to keep the dog.

It would be great if they would do that kind of decision.

the woman comes to me
if you know what a mean

I often have to think long and hard before I realize what the other people mean, but this time I can say this; I know what you mean.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Which mean what?

It's Beaglese

 

[assari]

It's Beaglese

What?

No, it is a Golden Retriever.

Beagelese is a...well, maybe it's better that I do not to say what I think.

 

[nightwanker]

Call for a *****. Declare there is only one fair solution: the dog must be split in two, woman and man each receiving half of the dog. The liar, in bitter jealousy, will exclaim, "It shall be neither mine nor yours—divide it!" However, upon hearing this terrible verdict, the dog's true friend will cry out, "Oh Lord, give the dog to the other, just don't **** him!" Give the dog to the real owner. Your judgment will become known throughout all of the world and will be considered an example of profound wisdom.




Judgment of Solomon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgement_of_Solomon

 

[assari]

Call for a *****. Declare there is only one fair solution: the dog must be split in two, woman and man each receiving half of the dog.

That's a fair but too cruel solution.

The Bible says do not **** so we have to come up with another option.

 

[Ulysses31]

**** her then the dog

 

[assari]

**** her then the dog

^

Again good advice, but this thing takes place in Finland not in some barbaric country.

Ps; Would it be good solution if they all die?

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

The Bible says

Best not get into that one again.

 

[assari]

Best not get into that one again.

Right.

When assari and the atheist argue the latter will be lost.

 

[Ulysses31]

^

Again good advice, but this thing takes place in Finland not in some barbaric country.

Ps; Would it be good solution if they all die?

The man should **** his ex then himself so the dog ends up with a ****** that's not as screwed up as these two are

ps Finland not such a barbaric country? We all have our nutters

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...d-gunman-shot-students-set-bodies-alight.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...unman-18-*****-man-woman-wounds-7-others.html