A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are
all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks first girl, "Rebecca, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched
the head of one with the tip of my finger." St Peter says, "OK, dip
the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Meg have you ever had
any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your
whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line. St Peter says "Amy! What seems to be the rush?"
Amy replies "If I have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it
before it goes up Jenny's ass"
all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St Peter.
St Peter asks first girl, "Rebecca, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched
the head of one with the tip of my finger." St Peter says, "OK, dip
the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Meg have you ever had
any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies
"Well once I fondled and stroked one." St Peter says "OK, dip your
whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one
girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches
the front of the line. St Peter says "Amy! What seems to be the rush?"
Amy replies "If I have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it
before it goes up Jenny's ass"
