Did Beetle Juice by a new car?

[hypnogajafan]

"Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
sandworm escapemobile!"

 

[feller469]

somewhere in the US, there is a woman who sees this car and thinks, "I am gonna fuck him tonight."

 

[bustybbwlover]

somebody is into aliens

 

[Member442]

Well if he robs a continence store he wont be hard to find.

 

[StanScratch]

Hey, don't knock the car until you've dry humped it. It's not as nightmarish as it might seem.

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

:wtf:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

somewhere in the US, there is a woman who sees this car and thinks, "I am gonna fuck him tonight."

They will be overweight, listen to a lot of Evanescence, and wear nothing but black make up with white foundation, black clothes and lace, and silver rings on each of her fingers.

She will call this driver her precious Lestat or something gay like that. It will be about, ohhhhhhh... I say three years before she musters the courage to say hello to him. Finally! She has the first step in her ten year seducing plan underway!

They will hold their baby spawns and the cycle will not happen again because their kids will realize how archaic their parents style is and will take in the future movement:

FutureTekno!

Glowing body suits, glow stiks, and boots that light up around the edges of the sole with each step all in neon glory! They will dance the night away early into the morning!

*cue futuristic techno music*






What the fuck am I typing on about?

:anonymous

 

[maildude]

If I throw three baseballs into his mouth, do I get a huggable teddy something?

 

[HeLovesPorn]

"Dig through the ditches,
And burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my
sandworm escapemobile!"

Like totally: OMG and Holy Shit. :why:

 

[hypnogajafan]

:wtf:

Looks like something he would drive to me. It's kind of subjective.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I think Whimsey nailed it ........precious Lestat, the roadwarrior, in his Haldol-mobile

 

[Death-Proof-69]

What the fuck am I typing on about?

:anonymous

i think that's what they call the "truth" whimsy