Decoding women's personal Ads

[Sutty]

40-ish.....................................49

Adventurous...............Slept with everyone

Athletic..............................No tits

Average looking.........................Moooo

Beautiful...................Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure..............On medication

Feminist..................................Fat

Free spirit............................Junkie

Friendship first..................Former slut

New-Age.........Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned..........................No BJs

Open-minded.........................Desperate

Outgoing................Loud and Embarrassing

Professional............................Bitch

Voluptuous...........................Very Fat

Large frame........................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate.......................Stalker

Curvy ...................................... I'm a big fatass

Great personality.......................Ugly

Down to earth.............................Bitch is crazy,run!

Likes long moonlight walks...............Too ugly to be seen in daylight

 

[tunsty]

lol.... that rules out every ad I ever read :rofl:

 

[jonjo789]

that will help a lot

 

[member5726]

Well, its too late for me...

 

[parker]

I shouldn't be laughing at this joke... but I can't help it! :1orglaugh

 

[La Contessa]

Ha! Well, I'm looking for an unemployed, 40-year-old guy, who lives at home with his mother and believes sex is only for procreation and not pleasure - and only has sex in the Missionary Position.

That should do me fine.

 

[tunsty]

Sorry, you have little Chance of finding anyone that strange(!) here...

 

[Goblin]

Yea... You had me until you said "unemployed, 40-year-old guy, who lives at home with his mother and believes sex is only for procreation and not pleasure - and only has sex in the Missionary Position. "

But at least Im a guy... Hehe.