cuts off own testicles in order to remain faithful to his wife!

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk

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☼LEGIT☼
I think this should be mandatory for every living male. Lol, except me... This is more of a do as I say than do as I do saying and if you think this quote is messed up you go back to your tree fort and plot plot until you can make crazy long sentences like myself, but you won't be able to run on forever, one day it will catch you.

W/e don't really care tbh. As long as he's not hurting anyone else.
 
I think we could all now share a hope that his wife cheats on him with his best friend or his father or anyone whose crotch doesn't resemble Bono on a good day.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
would have been easier just to cheat!
 
Marriage is for SuCKAs!!!!!
 
I wonder if Andrew Zimmern ran into his home demanding to eat them after they marinade in earth worms after he cut them off...
 
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