Creature Found In Texas Possibly The Chupacabra

[Shifty]

A rancher in Fort Hood, Texas, southwest of Fort Worth, found a strange-looking animal in his barn.
The hairless (or nearly hairless) beast was shot by an animal control officer who described it as "ugly, real ugly."
From there, things just get stranger.

'Ugly Beast' Found in Texas: Another Chupacabra?

 

[StanScratch]

Come on, everyone knows it is Dick Cheney.

 

[GregCentauro]

That's sad. I kinda liked Reese Witherspoon.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Too bad, they already shot it. They could have interrogated him to ascertain Bigfoot's location. You know these mythical creatures are in cahoots...

 

[~~whimsy~~]

We shall train it to keep illegals away.

 

[CadillacD]

My dog is missing...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

My sister was taking a vacation in rural Texas... She hasn't called in a few days.

 

[CadillacD]

My sister was taking a vacation in rural Texas... She hasn't called in a few days.

I bet she ran off with my dog!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I bet she ran off with my dog!

That kinky whore!

 

[LukeEl]

Maybe we're not hunting chupacabra maybe it is hunting us! Also if it bleeds we can kill it!

 

[L3ggy]

And bring the wrath of Mother Nature?

 

[Rey C.]

Come on, everyone knows it is Dick Cheney.

Or Joe Barton. Did it apologize to BP before they shot it?

 

[316sherm]

A Chupacabra makes the news, but yet I got a Bigfoot living in my backyard, but no one seems to give a shit!
:wtf:

 

[tunsty]

A rancher in Fort Hood, Texas, southwest of Fort Worth, found a strange-looking animal in his barn.
The hairless (or nearly hairless) beast was shot by an animal control officer who described it as "ugly, real ugly."
From there, things just get stranger.

'Ugly Beast' Found in Texas: Another Chupacabra?

So THAT'S where my 'weird' uncle joe went..

 

[jod0565]

Wow, a chupacabra is now a long haired coyote?

 

[Doc Scurlock]

A Chupacabra makes the news, but yet I got a Bigfoot living in my backyard, but no one seems to give a shit!
:wtf:

Dude, that's just Rick.

 

[ThatRedWing]

An ugly beast shot in Texas? Oh my god they killed Gary Busey!

 

[Trident1]

Al Franken got out of his cage I see.

 

[PirateKing]

Those bastards killed my experiment!

 

[Moonchild22]

Hey, it's no more silly than believing in an invisible man in the sky.