Cracking a Boner in Public

[power-san]

Once this girl in my high school class turned me on so much that I blew a small load in my pants without even touching it.. Some real mental shit to do that..

 

[jasonk282]

I had the same thing happen to me once. Trouble is, I was arrested for illegal possession of a hot weapon.

Or was it that I wasn't licensed for the tool I was using?

Or did no one notice. :shy:

I'll leave it for you to decide.

The only tool was you LOL:nanner:

 

[mentalman]

Great story. I remember those days, barely.

 

[Sparky Shortz]

you need some better porn if your wackin it to a high school girl :eek:

AMEN :eek:

 

[themrose]

who here remembers the first time they got a hard on for a teacher? Mine was in the ninth grade. My english teacher Miss Ward. She was about 5'2", maaaybe pushin a buck and I used to get the biggest stiffy everytime I walked into her classroom. I'd sit in the back of the class so noone could really see me, and everyday I wished she'd keep me after class needless to say, it never happened, and my porno fantasy stayed right there. looking back it's funny thinking about how easily I got aroused as a kid. I hated it in school though, all the girls seemed to have laser vision or something because they could always tell when one of us guys had a boner, even in baggy pants.

 

[24788]

Represent it. Rock with your cock out. It's what is intended!

Hey, I don't make the rules. I just live by them.

 

[themrose]

Has anyone here ever flashed their junk at a passing car or taken the trash out of their apartment across the parking lot to a dumpster and back wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a belt in the middle of january?

 

[24788]

Has anyone here ever flashed their junk at a passing car or taken the trash out of their apartment across the parking lot to a dumpster and back wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots and a belt in the middle of january?

I've been outside fully nude a few times. I always feel insecure when I see the horses in the meadows. They just sit there and gawk like they've never seen me naked before. I think they're just jealous of me. It doesn't flop around every time I run to the mailbox to meet the mailman. Don't worry she's used to it and she's naked to because that's the only way we can talk without feeling insecure.

If your thinking that I have sex with animals then you are fucking nuts. I just like to be free like them plus they're good friends of mine. P.S. they suck at videos game though I make them feel insecure when they can't hit the buttons correctly. Usually there controllers are unplugged though, but they're horses they'll never find out.

P.S. horses are bad people. They tried to murder my grandma.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itdPgNLwzH8

 

[themrose]

but the day they DO find out that you've been cheating... look out for the backkick buddy =P

 

[Alyssa Rose]

ha guys have it harder than girls in that aspect. Anytime I would get turned on my face would just get flushed like I was blushing. Thats a lot easier to pass of then a big boner lol Its also a lot easier for us to masturbate in public lol

 

[themrose]

this is why I hate women. they can pretend to be fiddling in their purse when they're actually diddling their pussys. It's so damn wrong. If I tried to pretend I was playing atari in public I'd get slapped for public obscenity lmfao

 

[jayaprak]

A girl in my class at high school had utterly incredible legs - all shapely and tanned and smooth. She had a brain like a peanut and talked dirty. Perfect.

One day, to prove beyond any doubt that she was queen slut, she changed into a tiny pleated miniskirt that only just covered her wicked bubble-butt because her boyfriend (well, one of them) dared her to wear it.

Anyway, when I saw her strutting around with her ass showing with every step she took, my pants filled with wood and I simply had to sit down. No matter how hard I tried to think of ugly fat girls she stayed burnt into my mind and when I had to stand up to get to the next class, I had to hold my school bag in front of me pretending to be looking through it for something.

I still wank off to that memory years later.

very hot and stuffy thing to remember. grt.

 

[24788]

but the day they DO find out that you've been cheating... look out for the backkick buddy =P

Horses can't climb trees like everyone thinks they can. I'll be safe up in my tree with smokey.

ha guys have it harder than girls in that aspect. Anytime I would get turned on my face would just get flushed like I was blushing. Thats a lot easier to pass of then a big boner lol Its also a lot easier for us to masturbate in public lol

Who the fuck you calling big? reported

 

[themrose]

On the average even a tiny cock is a bit larger than the average vergina lol. and if the girls getting a hardon between the legs... lady's got some explainin to do hahaha

 

[stylez16]

i know how u felt man the best thing i found is to flip ur cock up into the wast band of ur shorts it is amazing i tried it

 

[themrose]

That always made it really uncomfortable to me. I actually tried taping it one time. BAD IDEA FOR THE RECORD lmao X_X

 

[mosvie]

lmao good thread makes me laugh quite alot at all ur misfortunes.

 

[Mr Dean]

you need some better porn if your wackin it to a high school girl :eek:

This high school girl actually looked about 20 to my mum and dad - they couldn't believe she was in my year 10 class full of 15 year olds. In a sense, I was actually lusting after an older women at the time!

 

[meesterperfect]

man can i relate.
I live in the city with the most beautiful women in the world.
And man they are everywhere.
Going to the gym now which there will be about 20-40 seriously hot women showing alot of skin, dancing, shaking it like crazy.
women that pretty much dont exist in USA.
Uh?
Oh, shit, my point, I "crack" boners alot all day, especially when I havnt got any poontang in a while.
Just gotta sit there till it subsides.