Cracking a Boner in Public

[Mr Dean]

A girl in my class at high school had utterly incredible legs - all shapely and tanned and smooth. She had a brain like a peanut and talked dirty. Perfect.

One day, to prove beyond any doubt that she was queen slut, she changed into a tiny pleated miniskirt that only just covered her wicked bubble-butt because her boyfriend (well, one of them) dared her to wear it.

Anyway, when I saw her strutting around with her ass showing with every step she took, my pants filled with wood and I simply had to sit down. No matter how hard I tried to think of ugly fat girls she stayed burnt into my mind and when I had to stand up to get to the next class, I had to hold my school bag in front of me pretending to be looking through it for something.

I still wank off to that memory years later.

 

[jasonk282]

A girl in my class at high school had utterly incredible legs - all shapely and tanned and smooth. She had a brain like a peanut and talked dirty. Perfect.

One day, to prove beyond any doubt that she was queen slut, she changed into a tiny pleated miniskirt that only just covered her wicked bubble-butt because her boyfriend (well, one of them) dared her to wear it.

Anyway, when I saw her strutting around with her ass showing with every step she took, my pants filled with wood and I simply had to sit down. No matter how hard I tried to think of ugly fat girls she stayed burnt into my mind and when I had to stand up to get to the next class, I had to hold my school bag in front of me pretending to be looking through it for something.

I still wank off to that memory years later.

you need some better porn if your wackin it to a high school girl :eek:

 

[Legzman]

A girl in my class at high school had utterly incredible legs - all shapely and tanned and smooth. She had a brain like a peanut and talked dirty. Perfect.

One day, to prove beyond any doubt that she was queen slut, she changed into a tiny pleated miniskirt that only just covered her wicked bubble-butt because her boyfriend (well, one of them) dared her to wear it.

Anyway, when I saw her strutting around with her ass showing with every step she took, my pants filled with wood and I simply had to sit down. No matter how hard I tried to think of ugly fat girls she stayed burnt into my mind and when I had to stand up to get to the next class, I had to hold my school bag in front of me pretending to be looking through it for something.

I still wank off to that memory years later.

there were a couple girls in my high school like that. Probably why I'm hooked on legs now!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

She sounds like a whore.

 

[nelmes69]

:thumbsup:

 

[Paulo2221]

LOL good story :thumbsup: i been there myself used to get them during exams !! very funny thinking bout it now !!

 

[JacknCoke]

Cool story bro

 

[STDiva]

http://www.awkwardboners.com/

 

[titsrock]

Nice story and all...but c'mon dude. Step up your game and wank to girls who exist TODAY!

 

[Shadowfax 10]

Good story.:thumbsup:

 

[averageJoe]

Ah, the highschool days! I remember this slutty girl that sat diagonally across from me in 10th grade Biology, two seats up. She wore a tank top once with no bra underneath. She kept bending down showing her pretty left boob. I got such a hard on that stayed hard all period. Had to walk out class holding my books down low in front of me! We became lab partners on a frog dissection and hooked up later on in the year!:lovecoupl She even felt me up under the table!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I went to private school; this stuff is all tame. You haven't lived until you done time in a Catholic school. You talk about anything goes!

This is why when I have children they are going to see no part of them schools. I found the public school girls were much more respectful and dignified than that of a innocent Catholic school girl.

 

[redwolf]

The girl who drove me nuts at school was the exact opposite, intelligent, modestly dressed and incredibly beautiful. Well out of my league and still driving me nuts years later.

 

[Mr Dean]

Ah, the highschool days! I remember this slutty girl that sat diagonally across from me in 10th grade Biology, two seats up. She wore a tank top once with no bra underneath. She kept bending down showing her pretty left boob. I got such a hard on that stayed hard all period. Had to walk out class holding my books down low in front of me! We became lab partners on a frog dissection and hooked up later on in the year!:lovecoupl She even felt me up under the table!

You did far better than me then - The girl I remember wouldn't talk to me because I was a nerd. She spread her legs readily for bad boys though. Nothing changes.

 

[gunslingingbird]

When I was in high school, there was a freshman who had the most embarrassing moment of his life happen on the wrestling mat during a tournament. It was his first match, and his opponent happened to be a girl. After about 30 seconds of rolling around on the mat with her he dropped to the ground and let her pin him. He got halfway up, cupped his hands over his crotch, and dashed to the locker room. I almost felt sorry for him. :1orglaugh

 

[Silkk]

hahaha. oooooh boy. had the same experience with this girl at my high school too. she also had tan, beautifully-shaped legs.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

When I was in high school, there was a freshman who had the most embarrassing moment of his life happen on the wrestling mat during a tournament. It was his first match, and his opponent happened to be a girl. After about 30 seconds of rolling around on the mat with her he dropped to the ground and let her pin him. He got halfway up, cupped his hands over his crotch, and dashed to the locker room. I almost felt sorry for him. :1orglaugh

I would have kept on rolling around with her. :dunno:

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I was in high school and there was this girl, Tara, who I had the most humongous crush on. One day in May, I was wearing a t-shirt, Nike basketball shorts and boxers and everybody in my lunch period was eating outside. I was sitting on the bleachers looking on as Tara was talking to her friends and driving me insane by repeatedly adjusting her tank top.

Like a big nerd, I was staring when a friend of mine noticed I had a full boner. He told another friend and started laughing, then said, “DUDE, you’re busted! I’m telling her she gave you a boner!” He got up and started to walk over to her…so I got nervous and went over to intercept. But the big joke was on me because as soon as I went over to stop him, one friend yanked my shorts down and another pulled my t-shirt up.

Right in front of this girl I was crazy about, there I was…my naked teenage boner right before her eyes. I didn’t even see her reaction…within a second, I yanked my shorts up and chased one of the kids who did it. I ended up getting suspended for three days for punching him in the face and splitting his lip.

I was so humiliated that I cut school for a week after my suspension. I then cut lunch every day and did everything I could in order to never run into Tara again. Fortunately, three years later, when I was 19, I saw her at a party. We ended up having a few beers and talking throughout the night…which kind of turned the painful memory into a funny story. The first thing she said was, ”Hey, you’re the guy who got your pants pulled down on the football field!” It was awkward to be reminded of it, but it’d be a lot worse if she had no memory of it at all!

And no, I didn’t bang her. But it was still a cool night.

I think the whole experience was a good one in the long run. Every winter, my girl and I head to Florida and there’s the nude beach near Miami that we love. Sometimes nature does as nature does and if I’m lounging around in the sun and something pops up, it’s no big deal.

(Which reminds me…I gotta search and see if there’s an existing nude beach thread. I have a few great stories my girlfriend won’t let me tell anybody)

 

[jasonk282]

I went to private school; this stuff is all tame. You haven't lived until you done time in a Catholic school. You talk about anything goes!

This is why when I have children they are going to see no part of them schools. I found the public school girls were much more respectful and dignified than that of a innocent Catholic school girl.

Dated a Catholic School girl when I was in high School and OMG what a FREAK. She would really do ANYTHING.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I had the same thing happen to me once. Trouble is, I was arrested for illegal possession of a hot weapon.

Or was it that I wasn't licensed for the tool I was using?

Or did no one notice. :shy:

I'll leave it for you to decide.