Crabs vs Bed Bugs

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

OK, I got bed bugs like a motherfucker (Hello Ladies!) and need to get rid of them. I've got an idea to pick up the worst Skid Row hooker I can find and invite her into my bed. I don't plan on having sexual relations with her but anything's possible when I drink. Anyway, we get into the bed and pull the covers over us. I remove her panties which unleashes an army of crabs that attack the bed bugs in massive formations. If the crabs are victorious, will this take care of my bed bug problem?

 

[PirateKing]

Wash your sheets and vacuum the mattress.

 

[bustybbwlover]

fire and a new mattress maybe?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Grow
the fuck
up

 

[Spleen]

I like the crab idea, it's flawless. Get it done.

 

[thebear247]

wow its to early for post like this but it did make me chuckle

 

[Red Spyder]

Yeah, but then you're then going to have crabs like a motherfucker so what are you going to bring into your bed to fight them?

 

[StanScratch]

Have we not learned from The Great Crab/Bed Bug War of 1921?

 

[Legzman]

The crab idea is hilarious!

 

[LukeEl]

Fire and lots of it is pretty much my solution to this quandry.

 

[L3ggy]

Crab battle!!!!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Yeah, but then you're then going to have crabs like a motherfucker so what are you going to bring into your bed to fight them?

What are you, Nostradamus or somethin'? How did you know that? Why don't you tell me what insect I need to bring in to combat the crabs. How 'bout if I have a second date with the skid row hooker? They can all go home and hop back on her vagina continuing to feast on her seeping festering open sores.

 

[STDiva]

Centipedes kill bed bugs.

 

[Jagger69]

Yeah, but then you're then going to have crabs like a motherfucker so what are you going to bring into your bed to fight them?

Oh hell everybody knows what to do to get rid of them! All you have to do is set your pubes on fire and when the crabs try to flee the flames, simply stab them with an ice pick.

 

[316sherm]

Call an exterminator